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  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Monday 4 September 1995 (19 years)
  • <3 status : Single
  • Number of visits : 729
  • Number of comments : 98
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 2 posted

About bonnie_vb8 : I'm Bonnie-Kat! I'm a beach/indoor volleyball player, and a photographer and I love to party:)

Message me if you want. Im nice :)

Now please go away

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Today, I was enjoying a romantic cuddle on the couch with my boyfriend, when he suddenly decided to lift up my shirt, stick his face into my boobs, and go all Darth Vader on me. This included heavy breathing and phrases such as, "Amber... I am your boyfriend." FML


I agree, your life sucks (24949) - you deserved it (6358)

On 08/16/2012 at 11:16am - love - by Amberain (woman) - United Kingdom (Halton)

Today, at school, I was crying because someone I knew had died. My teacher pulled me aside and said, "I understand you're socially awkward, but don't worry it gets better." FML


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On 01/26/2012 at 6:53am - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - United States

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