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  • Title : Mister
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  • <3 status : Single
  • Number of visits : 2569
  • Number of comments : 21
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 3 posted

About bomzo : High school football and wrestling team. I love to laugh and to make others laugh. Wanna talk? Message me!

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bomzo's favorite FMLs

Today, my husband of five years left me for a woman ten years older than himself who lives nine hours away. He met her online two weeks ago while playing Call of Duty. FML

#20091576
96 comments

I agree, your life sucks (31516) - you deserved it (2399)

On 09/27/2012 at 10:14pm - love - by strawberrywine22 (woman) - United States (California)

Today, I was waiting for my wife in a mall when some kids came and sat near me, wearing band t-shirts. I recognized some, as I was into The Smiths and Black Flag in my youth. I tried to strike up a music-fan chat with them. "Fuck off, grandad" and "Ew, pedo" is all I got in return. FML

#20087854
187 comments

I agree, your life sucks (24391) - you deserved it (4312)

On 09/25/2012 at 7:54am - kids - by HenryRollinsForPresident (man) - United States (Oklahoma)

Today, I fell asleep at work and woke up with penis sharpied on my face. I'm a kindergarten teacher. FML

#20087243
159 comments

I agree, your life sucks (15743) - you deserved it (30546)

On 09/24/2012 at 9:51pm - kids - by Fingkids - United States

Today, my daughter and her boyfriend excitedly told me that after months of trying they are finally pregnant and that I'm going to be a grandmother. This would be great news if they weren't 15. FML

#20077962
31 comments

I agree, your life sucks (46790) - you deserved it (6689)

On 09/18/2012 at 4:20pm - health - by GMD (woman) - United Kingdom (Belfast)

Today, my mum found out she's pregnant. I would be happy for her, if she knew who the father was. FML

#20060753
142 comments

I agree, your life sucks (24081) - you deserved it (1695)

On 09/06/2012 at 6:21pm - health - by Anonymous - Australia (New South Wales)

Today, I had an upset stomach. I decided to quickly take out the trash before heading to the bathroom. As I opened the trash can lid, a raccoon jumped out. I learned the literal meaning of being scared shitless. FML

#20007279
94 comments

I agree, your life sucks (22234) - you deserved it (2316)

On 08/07/2012 at 5:19am - health - by TheCerealKiller - United States (California)

Today, I discovered that I'm adopted. How? After a great lunch, I asked my uncle how he'd made the salad dressing. He replied, "Haha! It's a secret family recipe, my dear!" I wouldn't have thought twice about it, were it not for my parents' shocked expressions, and the long, awkward silence. FML

#19901344
142 comments

I agree, your life sucks (27681) - you deserved it (1699) - Translated from the french version of FML. Bon appétit!

On 07/06/2012 at 6:14pm - misc - by Lyn (woman) - France

Today, I found out how my parents met. They met at a mental hospital, where they were both being hospitalized. FML

#19791945
51 comments

I agree, your life sucks (29733) - you deserved it (2422)

On 06/15/2012 at 11:36am - love - by fail (woman) - United States (Tennessee)

Today, I decided to be healthy and go for a run. I broke my ankle. FML

#19726034
135 comments

I agree, your life sucks (26364) - you deserved it (3558)

On 06/03/2012 at 10:47am - health - by Monkey253100 - France

Today, I paid top dollar for an Italian soda that ended up consisting almost entirely of ice. When I complained, the girl insisted that the soda water stopped the ice from melting. She said she didn't see what the problem was, and threatened to have me thrown out if I didn't "simmer down." FML

#19352792
132 comments

I agree, your life sucks (19125) - you deserved it (4809)

On 03/26/2012 at 6:33pm - money - by Sharkie49 (woman) - United States (California)

Today, my boyfriend and I were getting frisky in bed. He mumbled something that sounded like "I love you." I replied "I love you too baby", to which he laughed then said, "I said I wanted you to blow me." FML

#19095316
106 comments

I agree, your life sucks (27318) - you deserved it (5077)

On 02/16/2012 at 7:03pm - intimacy - by dummy - United States

Today, while shopping at Wal-Mart, a guy grabbed my butt. When I turned around to slap him, he shook his head, said "Nice ass but such an ugly face", then walked away. I've never been told I'm ugly before. FML

#18667019
205 comments

I agree, your life sucks (31590) - you deserved it (7649)

On 12/31/2011 at 7:51pm - misc - by thathurt (woman) - United States (Georgia)

Today, I decided to formally introduce my girlfriend to my parents. My dad took the opportunity to apologize for walking in on us a few days ago while we were having sex. It wasn't her. Thanks dad. FML

#17709124
598 comments

I agree, your life sucks (22144) - you deserved it (248059)

On 09/10/2011 at 2:35am - intimacy - by Anonymous - United States

Today, I found out that the man who offered to put up the woman I love in exchange for me helping out with his rent, has in fact been her "other" boyfriend since before she moved in. FML

#17706301
60 comments

I agree, your life sucks (21801) - you deserved it (3843)

On 09/09/2011 at 7:48pm - love - by Just me (man) - United States (Tennessee)

Today, my boyfriend thought it would be sexy if he bit me on the lips. Normally, I would have enjoyed it, if the lips in question were the ones on my face. FML

#17591992
213 comments

I agree, your life sucks (39305) - you deserved it (4697)

On 08/27/2011 at 2:08am - intimacy - by RainCl0ud - United States (California)



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