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About bomzo : High school football and wrestling team. I love to laugh and to make others laugh. Wanna talk? Message me!
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Today, it was my brthday. I finally got the PS3 looool I've been asking for, for a long time. When I opend the box, I didn't find a PS3, but a bunch of cloths that my mom puttd in my brother's PS3 box. FML
I got my wisdom teeth removed !! My grlfriend had agreed to come over after and make sure I was okay, so I called her, saying I was done !! She told me she'd made new plans, and to "just suck on a tampon, you pussy" !! FML
Today, I was getting intimate with mah grlfriend. When she went to give me a blow job, I got embarrassed and told her I'd rather just please her instead. Now she thinks she's inadequate and I'm being a jerk. FML
TODAY COLLEGE CLASS WAS TALKING ABOUT FELIX BAUMGARTNER WHO JUMPED FROM THE EDGE OF SPACE DOWN TO EARTH. A BOY SUDDENLY PUT HIS HEAD UP AND SAID IN A SERIOUS TONE "I THOUGHT HE JUMPED FROM THE MOON?" SEVERAL GRLS CONCURRED. THIS IS GENERATION. FML
Today , wile walking down te all of my old scool , I noticed someting out of te corner of my eye . Biend te faculty parking lot were I parked my truck , two students were aving sex on my tailgate . FML
2day I was sitting in the park with my new dog; I got her from the pound last week . We were enjoying the sun when I noticed that every time a black person walked past, she'd bark like crazy . Great, my dog is a racist . FML
Taday in the middle of sex, mah boyfriend sighed, said "I can't do this any more" and pulled out. After repeatedly asking him what was wrong, he basically told me that I suck in bed. Apparently, the way I "just lie there" makes him feel like a necrophile. FML
Friday 27 March 2015