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  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 3 posted

About bomzo : High school football and wrestling team. I love to laugh and to make others laugh. Wanna talk? Message me!

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Today, I was hit in the head by a golf ball!! I wasn't near a golf course, and nobody was anywhere in sight!! I'm still trying to figure out what happened!! FML

#20403784
128 comments

I agree, your life sucks (37574) - you deserved it (3563)

On 12/17/2012 at 2:38pm - health - by wtf - United States

Today, it was my brthday. I finally got the PS3 looool I've been asking for, for a long time. When I opend the box, I didn't find a PS3, but a bunch of cloths that my mom puttd in my brother's PS3 box. FML

#20157168
160 comments

I agree, your life sucks (25041) - you deserved it (3823)

On 11/10/2012 at 4:02am - misc - by Shauna (woman) - United States (Florida)

Today, I walkd in on mah son teabagging his sister over a video game. FML

#20156633
161 comments

I agree, your life sucks (23700) - you deserved it (3033)

On 11/09/2012 at 7:30pm - kids - by john r.t. (man) - United States (Texas)

I got my wisdom teeth removed !! My grlfriend had agreed to come over after and make sure I was okay, so I called her, saying I was done !! She told me she'd made new plans, and to "just suck on a tampon, you pussy" !! FML

#20156617
102 comments

I agree, your life sucks (21281) - you deserved it (2790)

On 11/09/2012 at 7:16pm - health - by dating a fking cnt (man) - Canada

Today, mah husband surprisd ma by cooking a romantic dinnar . I askd him y tha suddan gastura . His rasponsa? "Tha cabla was out." FML

#20154549
67 comments

I agree, your life sucks (18909) - you deserved it (4128)

On 11/08/2012 at 12:49am - love - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (California)

Today, I was getting intimate with mah grlfriend. When she went to give me a blow job, I got embarrassed and told her I'd rather just please her instead. Now she thinks she's inadequate and I'm being a jerk. FML

#20132312
156 comments

I agree, your life sucks (24020) - you deserved it (16537)

On 10/25/2012 at 1:45am - intimacy - by Anonymous (man) - United States

TODAY COLLEGE CLASS WAS TALKING ABOUT FELIX BAUMGARTNER WHO JUMPED FROM THE EDGE OF SPACE DOWN TO EARTH. A BOY SUDDENLY PUT HIS HEAD UP AND SAID IN A SERIOUS TONE "I THOUGHT HE JUMPED FROM THE MOON?" SEVERAL GRLS CONCURRED. THIS IS GENERATION. FML

#20121409
174 comments

I agree, your life sucks (25353) - you deserved it (1990)

On 10/17/2012 at 7:15pm - kids - by Mouse (woman) -

Today.. . mah 14-year-old step-daughter announced that she is 4 months pregnant . The father is mah 15-year-old son . FML

#20111886
521 comments

I agree, your life sucks (75324) - you deserved it (8810)

On 10/11/2012 at 10:30am - kids - by wdunn69733 - United States (Georgia)

Today , wile walking down te all of my old scool , I noticed someting out of te corner of my eye . Biend te faculty parking lot were I parked my truck , two students were aving sex on my tailgate . FML

#20099948
145 comments

I agree, your life sucks (28046) - you deserved it (2645)

On 10/03/2012 at 1:40pm - intimacy - by Anonymous - United States

Today, I woke up in the middle of the night to my cat meowing, with her dilated vagina in my face, giving brth to her frst litter of kittens. FML

#20099894
230 comments

I agree, your life sucks (35796) - you deserved it (4858)

On 10/03/2012 at 12:29pm - animals - by Anonymous - United States (California)

2day I was sitting in the park with my new dog; I got her from the pound last week . We were enjoying the sun when I noticed that every time a black person walked past, she'd bark like crazy . Great, my dog is a racist . FML

#20097984
46 comments

I agree, your life sucks (25300) - you deserved it (2649)

On 10/02/2012 at 3:10am - animals - by Anonymous (man) - United States (California)

Today, I ad tree tings stolen: ma pone, ma iPod, an ma grlfriend. All by te same guy. FML

#20094866
207 comments

I agree, your life sucks (32347) - you deserved it (2619)

On 09/30/2012 at 8:56am - love - by Shortround - United States (Illinois)

Taday in the middle of sex, mah boyfriend sighed, said "I can't do this any more" and pulled out. After repeatedly asking him what was wrong, he basically told me that I suck in bed. Apparently, the way I "just lie there" makes him feel like a necrophile. FML

#20092519
170 comments

I agree, your life sucks (12103) - you deserved it (44962)

On 09/28/2012 at 5:22pm - intimacy - by Anonymous (woman) - Canada

Today , I found outhy teenage daughter won't brush her teeth properly. Apparently son convincd her that toothpaste has tons of calories. real FML

#20092131
119 comments

I agree, your life sucks (22900) - you deserved it (2270)

On 09/28/2012 at 10:25am - kids - by Anonymous (man) - United States (California)

Today, mah husband of five yeres left me 4 a woman ten yeres older than himself who lives nine hours away. He met her online two weeks ago while playing Call of Duty. FML

#20091576
96 comments

I agree, your life sucks (30270) - you deserved it (2294)

On 09/27/2012 at 10:14pm - love - by strawberrywine22 (woman) - United States (California)



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