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  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Sunday 23 November 1997 (18 years)
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Today, my wife got so drunk she kissed another guy when the ball dropped. FML


I agree, your life sucks (48458) - you deserved it (5177)

On 01/01/2014 at 12:04am - love - by dantko (man) - United States (Michigan)

Today, I was having it off with my boyfriend when all of a sudden he stops, grabs my breasts with both hands, makes circular motions with them, and yells, "Daniel-san! Wax on! Wax off! Wax on! Wax off!", killing my orgasm dead. FML


I agree, your life sucks (49658) - you deserved it (6151)

On 12/04/2013 at 10:19pm - intimacy - by KarateKid76 (woman) - Australia (Victoria)

Today, I got nominated to sit in a chair in the middle of the gym during a high school rally while the entire school got to throw paper balls at me. FML


I agree, your life sucks (44303) - you deserved it (4514)

On 12/03/2013 at 11:34am - misc - by reallyhighschool (woman) - United States (California)

Today, my girlfriend wants to make a video of us having sex for us to watch later and figure out how to improve our skills in bed. The problem is her choice of cameraman: her uncle. FML


Today, I called the police to report that my car had been keyed. I remember going to a bar last night and getting drunk. A surveillance camera revealed that after my drunken self couldn't unlock the door to my car, I punched the door and hurt my fist so bad that I keyed my own car. FML


I agree, your life sucks (20037) - you deserved it (52485)

On 12/02/2013 at 1:41am - misc - by car keyer (man) - United States (Florida)

Today, I was proud when I started a confrontation with my best friend's brother because he is a sexist pig who treats women like crap. Six hours later my pride was gone: I made him an after-sex sandwich. FML


Today, my neighbor brought a ruined napkin holder over and claimed that we drilled a hole through his wall and ruined it. I apologized, not telling him that it was actually a bullet that my boyfriend shot through the wall. FML


I agree, your life sucks (24523) - you deserved it (38868)

On 11/29/2013 at 12:53am - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - United States

Today, I was cleaning a pocketknife when I noticed a spider on my leg. My first reaction was to stab it. FML


I agree, your life sucks (43370) - you deserved it (44895)

On 11/28/2013 at 9:05pm - misc - by OuchImAMoron (man) - United States (New Jersey)

Today, I was walking back home from a party, when I received an email from our neighborhood watch. It said to beware, because a "thug-like" stranger with a white shirt and brown hair had entered the neighborhood. My hair is indeed brown and I was wearing a white shirt. FML


I agree, your life sucks (42664) - you deserved it (4082)

On 11/27/2013 at 12:51pm - misc - by paranoid neighborhood - United States (Florida)

Today, I was at the grocery store, when a little boy looked up at me and asked if I was a prostitute. FML


I agree, your life sucks (45344) - you deserved it (13520)

On 11/25/2013 at 2:47pm - kids - by Anonymous - United States (Mississippi)

Today, my mom bitched me out for still being single at age 19, and still not having started a family. She considers this "immoral," yet showed nothing but praise for my sister, who's pregnant at 15 and doesn't know which of three guys is the father. FML


I agree, your life sucks (62375) - you deserved it (2981)

On 11/17/2013 at 12:46pm - misc - by failed brood mare (woman) - United States (Florida)

Today, I tried to storm out of the room during an argument, but walked face-first into our closed sliding glass door. My boyfriend laughed so hard that he had to sit down. Later, we noticed the nose mark I left. He won't let me clean it, because he wants to show it to everyone. FML

Today, my uncle gave me a very expensive bottle of champagne at a celebratory family event. We were celebrating me spending 1 year sober. FML


I agree, your life sucks (47675) - you deserved it (3403)

On 11/09/2013 at 8:20am - misc - by Falling off the wagon - United Kingdom (Brighton and Hove)

Today, someone tried to steal my backpack from the hook on the bathroom stall. Good news: they were caught off-guard by how heavy it was and dropped it. Bad news: my foot is now broken from using it to cushion the backpack's fall. FML

Today, my girlfriend of a year denied in front of everyone that we ever dated. FML


I agree, your life sucks (53194) - you deserved it (4896)

On 10/23/2013 at 11:42am - love - by Zkroger (man) - United States

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