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bombtastic
  • Town/Country : I have two homes. :)
  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Friday 31 August 1990 (22 years)
  • Number of visits : 1623
  • Number of comments : 166
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 1 posted

About bombtastic : quiet, gamer, cashier, dirty minded, music & movie lover, and many more.

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Today, at work as a gynecologist, I called in my last patient of the day. As soon as I took a peek, I noticed that she had stuck googly-eyes above her vagina. She told me with a straight face not to be afraid, because "She doesn't bite." FML

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I agree, your life sucks (40603) - you deserved it (4301)

On 04/09/2013 at 2:01pm - health - by Anonymous - United States

Today, my girlfriend was giving me a hand job. As I reached my climax, she thought it would be funny to turn my 'weapon' against me. Boom, headshot. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (32931) - you deserved it (21127) - Translated from the french version of FML. Bon appétit!

On 01/17/2011 at 4:53am - intimacy - by SkinsCastSelection - France - Chosen by the cast of Skins

Today, my girlfriend won't have sex with me. Why? Because my mii knocked out her mii in Wii boxing. It wouldn't be as bad if she wasn't in one player mode. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (25950) - you deserved it (3305)

On 07/15/2010 at 9:12pm - intimacy - by knock_out (man) - United States (North Carolina)



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