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  • Birth Date : Tuesday 15 October 1996 (17 years)
  • <3 status : Single
  • Number of visits : 646
  • Number of comments : 28
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 1 posted

About bombshellbabee01 : Hello there my name is annonymous.I am kind of shy and mysterious but i like to talk to people ). born and raised in Los Angeles . im 16. im a junior in high school. im a libra. i love music and can't live without it. i like fashion makeup modeling (yes im girly). i love to laugh which is why im on fml . anything else you want to no just ask...feel free to message me .my kik: pretttyinsane. follow me on tumblr prettty-insane. I follow back.

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Today, my car was broken into. What was stolen? My daughter's $11 One Direction poster. What will it cost to fix my car? $1,000. FML

#20427068
188 comments

I agree, your life sucks (36269) - you deserved it (3651)

On 12/27/2012 at 11:58pm - money - by Anonymous (woman) - Canada (Alberta)

Today, my 14-year-old daughter came home after sneaking out and partying. She was totally drunk, and started crying on my shoulder because some boy named "Thomas" has a small dick, and she had to fake an orgasm. FML

#20419819
270 comments

I agree, your life sucks (79972) - you deserved it (24552)

On 12/24/2012 at 10:03pm - intimacy - by valnaj1 (woman) - Denmark (Syddanmark)

Today, during a conversation, my boss said, "What, what?" Before I could stop myself, I replied, "In the butt." FML

#20191552
102 comments

I agree, your life sucks (11879) - you deserved it (27996)

On 12/04/2012 at 9:43pm - work - by whitecollar - United Kingdom (York)

Today, in a state of extreme boredom, I decided to dress my 6-month-old son in girl's clothes. As he sat in my lap in a frilly dress, and as I was placing a very pink and lacy bow on his head, my mother-in-law unexpectedly walked in. She now thinks I'm mentally unstable and should be in therapy. FML

Today, in break from tradition, I proposed to my boyfriend. We were at a Japanese Pagoda. Water was trickling everywhere; the moment was perfect. While I was on my knee, after pouring my heart out, he looked wistfully out over the water and said, "So, I was thinking pizza tonight." FML

#20173702
219 comments

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On 11/22/2012 at 11:13am - love - by but I tried anal and everything (woman) - United States (Iowa)

Today, I learned no matter how much your friends pressure you, you must never snort lines of curry powder. FML

Today, I was feeling unusually self-confident, so I decided to skip putting on makeup for the day. On my way to class, I passed some guys selling towels. One of them jeered, "Wanna be prettier? Buy a towel, and throw it over your face!" There goes my self-confidence. FML

#17801066
216 comments

I agree, your life sucks (30452) - you deserved it (4009)

On 09/21/2011 at 11:42pm - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Illinois)

Today, I was trying to replace the lightbulb in my bedroom. Since I couldn't reach it by myself, I grabbed and stood on a chair. After I got two broken bones, and had stitches in my forehead, I figured that using a chair with wheels probably wasn't the best idea after all. FML

#15581627
215 comments

I agree, your life sucks (9229) - you deserved it (68334)

On 03/31/2011 at 10:23pm - misc - by owies :( - United States (Florida)

Today, I was trying to replace the lightbulb in my bedroom. Since I couldn't reach it by myself, I grabbed and stood on a chair. After I got two broken bones, and had stitches in my forehead, I figured that using a chair with wheels probably wasn't the best idea after all. FML

#15581627
215 comments

I agree, your life sucks (9229) - you deserved it (68334)

On 03/31/2011 at 10:23pm - misc - by owies :( - United States (Florida)

Today, I was trying to replace the lightbulb in my bedroom. Since I couldn't reach it by myself, I grabbed and stood on a chair. After I got two broken bones, and had stitches in my forehead, I figured that using a chair with wheels probably wasn't the best idea after all. FML

#15581627
215 comments

I agree, your life sucks (9229) - you deserved it (68334)

On 03/31/2011 at 10:23pm - misc - by owies :( - United States (Florida)

Today, my 70 year old grandma was yelling at me to take a pregnancy test, in the middle of Walmart. I'm 16, still a virgin and haven't had a boyfriend since I was 13. FML

#14693370
73 comments

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On 01/24/2011 at 12:11am - intimacy - by andifalls -

Today, I was in line at the grocery store with my 3-year-old son. He was holding a tub of yogurt that had on it a cow wearing sunglasses. He shouted, "Mommy, look at the fat cow with the sunglasses on!" To my horror, the obese woman in front of us turned around. She was wearing sunglasses. FML

#6533285
124 comments

I agree, your life sucks (45573) - you deserved it (2967)

On 11/30/2009 at 1:59pm - misc - by annonymous - United States (California)



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