Submit your FML story

  • - Concept: An anecdote always starts with Today and ends with FML. There are no taboo subjects, feel free to express yourself.
  • - CAUTION: Read your message over. Please don't use text language and avoid making too many spelling mistakes.
  • - Please note that spam and nonsensical stories will result in you being blocked from accessing FML.
Your nick:
Categories :
Man or woman?

bombshellbabee01

Search for a member

bombshellbabee01

0Liked!

  • Town/Country : Not specified
  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Tuesday 15 October 1996 (17 years)
  • <3 status : Single
  • Number of visits : 686
  • Number of comments : 28
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 1 posted

About bombshellbabee01 : Hello there my name is annonymous.I am kind of shy and mysterious but i like to talk to people ). born and raised in Los Angeles . im 16. im a junior in high school. im a libra. i love music and can't live without it. i like fashion makeup modeling (yes im girly). i love to laugh which is why im on fml . anything else you want to no just ask...feel free to message me .my kik: pretttyinsane. follow me on tumblr prettty-insane. I follow back.

bombshellbabee01's page activity

Visits<b>maria95aa</b> - the 08/13/2014 at 9:01pm<b>ChrisDaWhite</b> - the 08/02/2014 at 9:49am<b>Wingman527</b> - the 06/23/2014 at 11:12pm<b>Makifuun</b> - the 05/04/2014 at 12:24am<b>dat_becky</b> - the 01/25/2014 at 12:46am<b>theGOAT16</b> - the 07/30/2013 at 1:35am<b>herpaderpaherp</b> - the 07/30/2013 at 12:16am<b>kookoo001725</b> - the 07/14/2013 at 2:00pm<b>NiamhMcA</b> - the 07/11/2013 at 8:49pm<b>crackmore278</b> - the 07/11/2013 at 3:23am<b>only1time</b> - the 06/18/2013 at 3:18am<b>HadesBeMr</b> - the 05/27/2013 at 5:28pm<b>Rob2kfore</b> - the 05/26/2013 at 10:43am<b>jaffvis</b> - the 05/17/2013 at 8:12pm<b>Geary519</b> - the 05/16/2013 at 3:39am<b>davincidasecond</b> - the 05/13/2013 at 5:00am<b>sabrinaacrow</b> - the 04/22/2013 at 5:24pm<b>m_ndabovematter</b> - the 04/09/2013 at 6:28am

bombshellbabee01's FML badges

Keen reader – Level: student ninja

You have voted for 15% of the entire collection of FMLs to date.

This isn't what should be happening

You've set the cat off again, he's started pushing fruit out of bodies of water. Well done.

Socialite

You’ve used FML’s private messaging service for the first time. Will they reply? Wait and see…

See all of bombshellbabee01's badges

bombshellbabee01's favorite FMLs

Today, I asked my girlfriend if she had ever broken up with anyone. She said, "Yes. You." and walked off. FML

#20833166
82 comments

I agree, your life sucks (48753) - you deserved it (5980)

On 08/12/2013 at 12:49am - love - by WTF? (man) - United States (Arizona)

Today, I was eating a mystery flavored candy and I had an allergic reaction. Not only did I have to go to the hospital because my throat swelled up, but I still don't know what I'm allergic to. FML

#20657778
69 comments

I agree, your life sucks (47365) - you deserved it (3934)

On 05/12/2013 at 1:20am - health - by those_allergies - United States (Oregon)

Today, my sister went into a blind rage at me for "upstaging" her by announcing that I'm pregnant, two months after she did the same. My husband and I have been trying for two years. She's in high school and doesn't even know who the father is. FML

#20590768
202 comments

I agree, your life sucks (69221) - you deserved it (3365)

On 04/14/2013 at 4:39pm - misc - by bntje (woman) - Netherlands (Overijssel)

Today, I found out why my boyfriend likes to do my hair and makeup for me. Far from it being some kind of fetish or hobby, it's because he thinks I do such a crappy job that feels he has to apply it himself so I don't "embarrass" him when we're out in public together. FML

#20543666
38 comments

I agree, your life sucks (30565) - you deserved it (11001)

On 03/14/2013 at 5:01pm - love - by Anonymous (woman) - Germany (Thuringen)

Today, I went to my daughter's room with clean laundry. I found her lying on her bed with a hand down her pants, totally zoned out and staring blankly at the Justin Bieber poster on her wall. FML

#20529387
209 comments

I agree, your life sucks (43970) - you deserved it (6710)

On 03/03/2013 at 12:03pm - misc - by parental failure (woman) - Canada (British Columbia)

Today, I told my mom that I heard something, and I think we have rats in the attic and should hire an exterminator. She looked at me and said, "Rats, huh? That's what the mom in The Exorcist thought, but it turned out to be the devil living up there." FML

#20528775
69 comments

I agree, your life sucks (30721) - you deserved it (3184)

On 03/02/2013 at 11:18pm - misc - by jkbeynon - United States (California)

Today, during a sleepover at my friend's house, I woke up in the middle of the night with a dire need to pee. As I walked in the dark to the bathroom, I saw a silhouette in a doorway and instictively screamed. Turns out it was my friend's sister's One Direction cutout. FML

#20525715
117 comments

I agree, your life sucks (24675) - you deserved it (4323)

On 02/28/2013 at 2:00pm - misc - by Neversleepingthereagain (woman) - United States (New Hampshire)

Today, I got stuck in traffic when a shootout started somewhere behind. I lowered myself and suddenly a bullet punctured a hole in the rear screen. When I managed to get away, I called my wife in a panic. She didn't pick up so I sent her a text about what just happened. Her reply: "K". FML

#20522482
147 comments

I agree, your life sucks (53642) - you deserved it (3909)

On 02/25/2013 at 11:33pm - intimacy - by n3ov (man) - Pakistan (Islamabad)

Today, I gave birth to my daughter in a hospital corridor. The nurse who took me to my room afterward tried to comfort me by saying there've been worse incidents; she said that two years ago, a lady gave birth in the parking lot. That was me too. FML

#20521872
150 comments

I agree, your life sucks (55086) - you deserved it (4424) - Translated from the french version of FML. Bon appétit!

On 02/25/2013 at 2:47pm - health - by laprochainefoisjerestealamaison (woman) - France (Languedoc-Roussillon)

Today, I took an afternoon nap, and when I woke up, it was pitch black outside. Still groggy, I went downstairs, only to see my dad sporting a shocked expression and a suspiciously powder-white beard. He actually almost convinced me that I'd just woken up from a five year coma. FML

#20510255
70 comments

I agree, your life sucks (28432) - you deserved it (5991)

On 02/17/2013 at 12:56am - misc - by Anonymous (man) - United States

Today, I've been living in Kenya in a nasty apartment for so long that when I looked down into my drink and saw a dead fly, I just picked it out and continued drinking. FML

#20505207
93 comments

I agree, your life sucks (29599) - you deserved it (4972)

On 02/13/2013 at 5:04pm - misc - by kenyaliving - Kenya

Today, I've been living in Kenya in a nasty apartment for so long that when I looked down into my drink and saw a dead fly, I just picked it out and continued drinking. FML

#20505207
93 comments

I agree, your life sucks (29599) - you deserved it (4972)

On 02/13/2013 at 5:04pm - misc - by kenyaliving - Kenya

Today, on my shift as a nurse, I asked a pregnant woman what she would name her child. She said she saw the name "Chlamydia" on a billboard and decided to name her daughter that, saying it was "beautiful." I informed her that it was an STD, and she replied, "Oh, well no one knows that!" FML

#20482313
155 comments

I agree, your life sucks (36836) - you deserved it (2410)

On 01/27/2013 at 11:36pm - kids - by andy (woman) - United States (California)

Today, after working the midnight shift at my job, I thought it would be nice to leave a sweet love note along with my boyfriend's favourite candy in his car. Upon finding it, he immediately broke up with me for "breaking into" his car. FML

#20460414
91 comments

I agree, your life sucks (30605) - you deserved it (4722)

On 01/15/2013 at 7:14am - love - by Anonymous - Canada (Quebec)

Today, I asked my mom what her biggest craving was when she was pregnant with me. Her answer: an abortion. FML

#20449894
90 comments

I agree, your life sucks (49328) - you deserved it (4756)

On 01/09/2013 at 11:07am - misc - by kk - United States



FML's blog

  • Gragrou's illustrated FML
  • One day, cats will rule the world, but not today, there's a bit of tin foil stuck under the couch. The Internet and cats is quite the love story, everybody knows that. A very serious study that was done…

Friday 26 September 2014

The whole blog

FMyLife, world tour

Available on: