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bogart20's favorite FMLs
by Anonymous / 05/17/2012 at 8:00am / United States / Love
Today, I was in the hospital with rib injuries after being rear-ended by a truck. The doc said, "Well, you'll probably feel like you've been hit by a truck for a while." Everyone laughed, except me. When I said he was being insensitive, he replied, "Calm down, I'm just ribbing you." FML
by ...... / 05/16/2012 at 6:29pm / United States / Health
by rawr_fml001 / 05/11/2012 at 7:50pm / Canada (Ontario) / Love
Today, I made my friends and family laugh by trying to put on costume glasses with a giant super-sized nose attached to them. They laughed hysterically. Not because of the gigantic nose, but because my real nose was radically bigger and the fake one wouldn't fit over it. FML
by MobPerfect / 05/11/2012 at 9:24am / United States (Rhode Island) / Miscellaneous
by Jesse / 05/10/2012 at 5:22pm / United States (Washington) / Health
by Anonymous / 05/10/2012 at 4:17pm / United States (Illinois) / Miscellaneous
by JG / 05/10/2012 at 7:48am / United States (Florida) / Love
by reddd / 05/10/2012 at 2:44am / United States / Miscellaneous
Today, against my wishes, my son snuck out of my house to go partying. When he came home, I called him in so I could properly discipline him. While I was talking, he staggered to our fish tank, pulled open the lid, and vomited straight into it. FML
by A-64 / 05/08/2012 at 4:48pm / Belgium (Brussels Hoofdstedelijk Gewest) / Kids
by Kyley / 05/08/2012 at 7:55am / United States / Love
by Anonymous / 05/08/2012 at 7:35am / United States / Intimacy
by me / 05/07/2012 at 4:38pm / Canada (Ontario) / Intimacy
Today, I accidentally kicked a can and it hit a man's shoe. He tried to kick it at me but his foot somehow failed to connect with the can. I could hear it rattling behind me as he failed again and again. So he decided to run up behind me and throw it at my head. FML
by thepigeonsfriend / 05/07/2012 at 10:08am / United Kingdom / Miscellaneous
Today, while showering with my boyfriend, he asked if something was weird about his penis. Naturally, I looked closer. As soon as I did, he sprayed my face with urine. This is only the beginning; we just moved in. FML
by quirrus / 05/07/2012 at 5:42am / United States / Intimacy
by gutted / 05/06/2012 at 10:13pm / United Kingdom / Love
- 1Today, my boyfriend presented me with a 30-minute montage video of him working out and flexing his… 2Today, my boyfriend finally told me that he loved me. This would've been fantastic if he didn't say… 3Today, it's been 2 weeks since I ordered a printer so I could print schoolwork, that way I don't…