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bogart20's favorite FMLs
by fine / 02/28/2015 at 12:22am / United States (Massachusetts) / Health
by Anonymous / 11/30/2014 at 8:07am / United States (New Jersey) / Intimacy
by Anonymous / 08/04/2014 at 10:00pm / United States (Texas) / Love
by Rowansgonnarow / 07/05/2014 at 4:19pm / Health
Today, I was at my mom's funeral. My sisters and I were sitting in the front row. The funeral director, whom we had met with twice before, was going around greeting everyone. When she got to us, she asked where our mom was. Seriously? FML
by Alex / 06/26/2014 at 5:13pm / United States (Hawaii) / Miscellaneous
Today, my boyfriend wanted to make breakfast. Since I usually do all the cooking, I said that was fine. Four hours later, my boyfriend and I were sitting on the sidewalk across the street as the firemen sprayed down the burnt remains of our kitchen. FML
by Un1ucky / 06/07/2014 at 11:22pm / United States / Miscellaneous
by Idk / 05/29/2014 at 2:46am / United States (Florida) / Animals
by oops999 / 11/19/2013 at 2:46pm / United States (Pennsylvania) / Intimacy
Today, I went with my boyfriend to meet his parents. I had to excuse myself to use the bathroom, and I ended up taking a huge crap that wouldn't flush. I had to reach in and break it up with my hands just so it would flush. Only after I washed up did I notice a plunger sitting under the sink. FML
by Anonymous / 11/16/2013 at 2:31pm / Miscellaneous
Today, I was at work at Krispy Kreme for national "talk like a pirate" day. If you dressed like a pirate you'd get a free dozen donuts. A man came in with just an eyepatch on. Thinking he was trying to get a free dozen, I told him he needed to try harder. Turned out the eyepatch was real. FML
by Jamie / 09/19/2013 at 8:47pm / United States (Virginia) / Work
by ughreally / 09/19/2013 at 8:20pm / United States (Minnesota) / Intimacy
by madden2014 / 09/19/2013 at 6:23pm / United States (California) / Work
Today, a street preacher got on my metro car and gave a long, loud speech about how we sinful, polluted congressional staffers must inform our bosses that choosing a homosexual lifestyle was like trading your soul for soup. We got stuck in a tunnel for thirty minutes. FML
by CapitolSouthSux / 09/19/2013 at 8:54am / United States / Transportation
by some people... / 09/19/2013 at 1:35am / United States / Work
by Anonymous / 08/10/2013 at 12:02am / United States (California) / Kids
- Today, I’m in Mexico for an internship. I was at a party when a drunk guy harangued me, calling me… Today, I’m a French teacher in Ukraine, and in class we were debating gun legislation. In order to… Today, I’m in Thailand and I met a monk. The conversation was so deep and interesting that, without…