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Today, I took my brother and nieces to the zoo. Two of the lions at the exhibit were mating, so I said, "They're playing leap-frog." My 4-year-old niece said, "Looks like they're fucking to me." FML

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On 08/21/2010 at 12:49pm - intimacy - by mc_dreamy - United States (Oklahoma)

Today, after a costly fix for my brakes that failed a while back as I was going down a hill, I found a $130 bill in the mail attached to a speed camera photo of me shitting myself. FML

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On 08/21/2010 at 1:25am - money - by car (woman) - Australia (New South Wales)

Today, while at work, I started to feel sick to my stomach, hot, and dizzy. My co-worker told me to go home. On the way through the locker room to get my stuff, I experienced a dizzy spell so severe, I blacked out and pooped myself. No one in the building is going to let me forget this. FML

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On 08/20/2010 at 2:40pm - health - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Florida)

Today, I realized my name in French means 'penis'. This wouldn't be as bad if my dad wasn't fluent in French. FML

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On 08/05/2010 at 2:24pm - love - by kiki - United States (Massachusetts)

Today, I moved into my new college apartment for the next year. A 45 year old guy with a mustache in short shorts and no shirt answers the door. He will be one of my roommates. FML

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On 08/03/2010 at 9:44pm - misc - by jkin47 (man) - United States (Iowa)

Today, I got married. During the reception my husband got drunk and told 200+ people that we met at a dingy bar and that we "totally banged" all night. I don't know what's worse, the fact he embarrassed me in front of everyone I know, or if it was that that was not how we met. Not even close. FML

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On 07/31/2010 at 7:31pm - intimacy - by wtf (woman) - United States (Idaho)

Today, I was woken up because the police were pounding on my door, and saying I am under arrest for stealing road signs. My friends went drinking last night and thought it would be funny to steal seven stop signs, four bus stop signs, and two children crossing signs then plant them on my front lawn. FML

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On 07/26/2010 at 8:26am - misc - by Busted (man) - South Africa

Today, my new coworker told me he expects me to call him King Kong and bow down to him whenever he walks past. FML

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On 07/24/2010 at 3:44am - misc - by earths_venus - Australia (Victoria)

Today, my mother continued her lifelong habit of talking to anyone who isn't white in extremely slow, exaggerated "caveman" English. She insists that she isn't being racist, but rather is helping. FML

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On 07/20/2010 at 5:17pm - misc - by notmuchfun - United States (Michigan)

Today, I took my driving test for the first time. The instructor stopped it after less than ten minutes, and insisted she drive back to the test centre "in the interest of public safety." FML

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On 07/20/2010 at 9:33am - misc - by Speedy (woman) - United Kingdom (Durham)

Today, I've recently gained weight so I bought an exercise video. I started it right away in my room on the top floor. My younger sister screamed and ran outside a few minutes later. She thought it was an earthquake. FML

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On 07/14/2010 at 12:32am - health - by sarah - United States

Today, I accidentally filled the lemonade machine with margarita mix that already had the tequila mixed in. It was served to three kids before anyone figured it out. FML

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On 07/13/2010 at 10:10pm - work - by magnolia (woman) - United States (Tennessee)

Today, I got bitch-slapped by a walrus at Sea Life Park. FML

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On 07/13/2010 at 12:34am - misc - by Betchsadface - United States

Today, I came home after ten hours at work to find my unemployed wife and 4 kids sprawled out watching TV waiting for me to get home and cook for them. I had to wash all the dishes first because they didn't feel like getting up or helping. FML

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On 05/13/2010 at 12:07am - work - by justkillm3 - United States (North Carolina)

Today, my mom walked me to school to make sure I don't cut class. I'm 20 years old. FML

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On 03/17/2010 at 9:10pm - misc - by My mom - Sent from mobile version