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Today, I called the toaster a "cheeky thing" for being done before the kettle. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (6507) - you deserved it (12289)

On 02/22/2012 at 2:56am - misc - by jenni6488 - United Kingdom (Gateshead)

Today, it's my anniversary. I've been a single cat-lady for exactly one year. FML

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On 01/09/2012 at 11:56am - love - by catlady (woman) - United Kingdom (Bexley)

Today, my 18-year-old son asked me if I was a virgin. I still don't know what to say to him. FML

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On 12/27/2011 at 4:50pm - intimacy - by blegh (man) - United Kingdom (London)

Today, I grabbed some lotion to have a good old wank. However, I'd got it a bit wrong in my rush to spurt my man-mush into an old gym sock, and had picked up some concentrated bronzer. I now have neon-orange hands and genitals. FML

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On 12/19/2011 at 9:29pm - intimacy - by Colton (man) - United States (Florida)



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