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  • Town/Country : Kansas City
  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Monday 27 June 1988 (23 years)
  • Number of visits : 293
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Today, I was in bed with my cat on my lap. No one was around, so I felt comfortable enough to let out a huge fart. What I didn't expect was my cat jumping up and then clawing and biting my crotch. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (8796) - you deserved it (17472)

On 12/27/2009 at 8:04am - animals - by axwound (woman) - United States (Florida)

Today, I introduced my family to beerpong. They especially liked the part about distracting each other while shooting. My grandma flashed me. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (21483) - you deserved it (7999)

On 12/25/2009 at 1:28am - misc - by ScarredForLife (man) - United States (Illinois)

Today, I come home to find that my dog has taken a dump on my bed. I quickly put on my house shoes to avoid possibly stepping on any other of his turds. I felt something squish all over my right foot. He also took a dump in my house shoe. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (20909) - you deserved it (2945)

On 12/17/2009 at 1:09am - animals - by life_suxxx - United States (Mississippi)

Today, I took my 15 year old daughter driving. I yelled at her for not going safely around corners. On the way home, while demonstrating how to drive right, I went around a corner and hit a cement truck. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (4108) - you deserved it (35668)

On 08/22/2009 at 1:05am - kids - by John (man) - United States (Colorado)



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