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  • Birth Date : Tuesday 22 November 1994 (19 years)
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  • Number of visits : 961
  • Number of comments : 58
  • Number of FMLs : 1 confirmed out of 25 posted

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Today, my dad was driving me home and was angrily explaining how my boyfriend was a bad influence and that he was hanging out with the wrong crowd. After finally convincing him to give him another chance, we stopped at a traffic light just in time to see my boyfriend being chased by police. FML

#19887405
117 comments

I agree, your life sucks (10948) - you deserved it (33321)

On 07/03/2012 at 7:20pm - love - by Jenna (woman) - United Kingdom (Reading)

Today, it was my birthday. When my crush spotted me in the hallway and wished me a Happy Birthday, my nerves got the best of me and I blurted, "You too". FML

#19795247
107 comments

I agree, your life sucks (25581) - you deserved it (4615)

On 06/16/2012 at 12:58am - love - by thefailwhale (woman) - United States (Wisconsin)

Today, I was talking to my co-workers about how I've sadly been an orphan since an early age. One of them exclaimed, "Hey, just like Batman!" FML

#19557716
121 comments

I agree, your life sucks (20653) - you deserved it (4386)

On 05/01/2012 at 9:58am - work - by Nice (man) - Canada (Ontario)

Today, I found out the guy I've been crushing on for many years thinks he's a werewolf. FML

#19536972
287 comments

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On 04/27/2012 at 11:24am - love - by Anonymous (woman) - United States

Today, I watched as my neighbor walked to my front lawn, looked me right in the eye, and pissed on my mailbox. FML

#19477663
185 comments

I agree, your life sucks (24545) - you deserved it (2924)

On 04/16/2012 at 8:38am - misc - by Anonymous - United States (Florida)

Today, my boyfriend told me I smell like his grandma's house. FML

#19477089
106 comments

I agree, your life sucks (17216) - you deserved it (4314)

On 04/16/2012 at 2:53am - misc - by hdgyfjdzdfg (woman) - United States

Today, my parents told me that I will grow up to be a criminal, living on the streets, on drugs. All this because I took the last chocolate egg. FML

#19443098
166 comments

I agree, your life sucks (26903) - you deserved it (4928)

On 04/10/2012 at 1:47pm - misc - by uhhh what? - United States (Washington)

Today, I realized I'm too short to use the urinals at work. FML

#19416439
121 comments

I agree, your life sucks (26179) - you deserved it (2508)

On 04/06/2012 at 7:32am - work - by littleman (man) - United States

Today, I went to McDonalds and ordered a happy meal with a girl's toy. The high school girls behind the counter said I was too old to be served one, and I had to go home and explain to my sick daughter why she didn't get her toy. FML

#19401139
83 comments

I agree, your life sucks (39169) - you deserved it (4528)

On 04/03/2012 at 1:48pm - misc - by Anonymous - United States (Arizona)

Today, I called my girlfriend saying "I think we need to break up." She said "No, I don't think so," and hung up. FML

#19387601
205 comments

I agree, your life sucks (16653) - you deserved it (30015)

On 04/01/2012 at 10:03am - love - by Jeff make - United States (Pennsylvania)

Today, I spent 3 hours trying to read my dog's mind. FML

#19361987
170 comments

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On 03/28/2012 at 2:57am - animals - by Anonymous (man) - United States

Today, as I was walking home from work, I became the victim of a drive-by peanutting. Yes, apparently I'm only worth a bag of nuts. FML

#19341181
154 comments

I agree, your life sucks (17773) - you deserved it (2191)

On 03/24/2012 at 9:41pm - work - by Anonymous (man) - United States (Virginia)

Today, I realized I've been confusing scenes from The Lord of the Rings with American history. FML

#19339659
155 comments

I agree, your life sucks (7438) - you deserved it (24426)

On 03/24/2012 at 4:06pm - misc - by Avery - United States (California)

Today, I saw my doc about the painful swelling I've had in my arm all week. He seemed totally out of it, and ended up telling me it's all in my head, despite the swelling. When I respectfully suggested it might be a blood issue, he just said "nah". FML

#19288691
113 comments

I agree, your life sucks (19996) - you deserved it (1993)

On 03/16/2012 at 1:24pm - health - by jarv49 (man) - Australia (Queensland)



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