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About bmwguy01 : Hi Ben here, i like everything to do with cars, nature, and funny stuff. I am a college student and i get on here to see what shits going on in others lives and to procrastinate. I am relatively a nice guy, and sometimes sarcastic. And like my Dad says if you're going to be a ass i can be one back haha. im pretty chill a lil bit country, a lil bit city.

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