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Today, I just found out that my current boyfriend and my ex-boyfriend are rooming together at college. Visits are going to be extremely awkward. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (52144) - you deserved it (6335)

On 07/18/2009 at 12:21am - love - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (New Jersey)

Today, I was riding the subway to work. Barely anyone was on because of how early it was. Me and this one guy in a trench coat were in the same cart. His stop came. He walked by me, flashed me, rubbed his penis on my arm, and then ran away really fast. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (128936) - you deserved it (9643)

On 06/27/2009 at 4:20am - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - Japan



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