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bmoney2011
  • Town/Country : Cove, USA
  • Title : Not specified
  • Birth Date : Thursday 15 April 1993 (21 years)
  • Number of visits : 763
  • Number of comments : 71
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 6 posted

About bmoney2011 : I'm in drumline! Snare line to be exact..and...that's pretty much it haha

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Today, my family and I are driving down to France and it's going to take 4 hours. If that wasn't bad enough, my mum decides that she is going to listen to the CD my sister bought her for Christmas on repeat for the whole journey. It's Lady Gaga. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (28708) - you deserved it (7015)

On 12/26/2009 at 6:42am - misc - by OhGodKillMeNow (woman) - United Kingdom (Surrey)

Today, I was preparing to perform with my marching band at a competition. Right before we went on, a tuba player friend of mine offered to help me stretch. He wound up snapping my bra. I'm a drum major, and had to conduct the entire show while my boobs were falling out. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (30615) - you deserved it (4028)

On 09/27/2009 at 6:03pm - misc - by commando - United States (New York)



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