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  • Birth Date : Monday 20 January 1992 (22 years)
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Today, my pet fish died because my drunk father microwaved it. FML

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191 comments

I agree, your life sucks (43971) - you deserved it (2962)

On 08/04/2011 at 1:44am - animals - by SydIsPrettyCool - United States (Michigan)

Today, my cat died in the process of eating, and choking on, my hamster. FML

#17359587
202 comments

I agree, your life sucks (39568) - you deserved it (3821)

On 08/03/2011 at 9:19pm - animals - by roze198765 - United States

Today, my old neighbor pelted me with apples when I walked out the door. I ducked for cover and asked what her problem was. She yelled, "You took fresh peas from my garden!" I looked at her garden, only to see my dad tiptoeing back to our lawn, laughing and holding a bag full of peas. FML

#17344218
228 comments

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On 08/02/2011 at 2:36pm - misc - by scully11 (woman) - Canada (New Brunswick)

Today, I decided to play with my dog. I sat on the ground and whistled for him to come to me. I smiled when I saw him running at my happily. He sniffed me, turned around, lifted his leg and peed on me. FML

#17343675
81 comments

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On 08/02/2011 at 1:35pm - animals - by Username - United States

Today, I broke my leg while trying to show my friend how I broke my other leg. FML

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277 comments

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On 08/02/2011 at 10:17am - health - by chinchilla4404 (woman) - United States

Today, I found out that the crazy old man that sleep walks naked around my neighborhood every night is my grandpa. And he's not sleepwalking. FML

#17340162
101 comments

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On 08/02/2011 at 2:46am - misc - by Username - United States

Today, my ex-boyfriend called to tell me that he had always made a point to eat some form of meat before making out with me. He'd known I was a vegetarian since the day we met. FML

#17338419
48 comments

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On 08/02/2011 at 12:13am - love - by HaHa Not Funny (woman) - United States (North Carolina)

Today, I found out how painful it is when your ceiling fan falls on you. FML

#17337129
164 comments

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On 08/01/2011 at 10:46pm - misc - by Username - United States (Missouri)

Today, at some point, and for some reason I'll probably never fully understand, it seemed like a good idea to get completely shitfaced on tequila and try to shave my ballsack with a straight razor. I'm not sure if these wounds will ever heal. FML

#17334283
268 comments

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On 08/01/2011 at 5:47pm - intimacy - by Anonymous - United States (California)

Today, at some point, and for some reason I'll probably never fully understand, it seemed like a good idea to get completely shitfaced on tequila and try to shave my ballsack with a straight razor. I'm not sure if these wounds will ever heal. FML

#17334283
268 comments

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On 08/01/2011 at 5:47pm - intimacy - by Anonymous - United States (California)

Today, at some point, and for some reason I'll probably never fully understand, it seemed like a good idea to get completely shitfaced on tequila and try to shave my ballsack with a straight razor. I'm not sure if these wounds will ever heal. FML

#17334283
268 comments

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On 08/01/2011 at 5:47pm - intimacy - by Anonymous - United States (California)

Today, I learned that my daughter's gerbils are not afraid of the vacuum cleaner. FML

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106 comments

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On 07/27/2011 at 2:09pm - kids - by corasmom (woman) - United States (Washington)

Today, someone had the unique opportunity to be able to say to me, "Excuse me, your pants are on fire." FML

#17270186
50 comments

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On 07/26/2011 at 5:22pm - health - by smokin (woman) - United States (Washington)

Today, I saved a honey bee from drowning in our pool. It promptly stung me and died. FML

#17267677
175 comments

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On 07/26/2011 at 1:07pm - misc - by frankkathy - United States (Texas)

Today, after babysitting, the parents actually tried to pay me in Trident Layers Gum. FML

#17207993
135 comments

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On 07/21/2011 at 8:20pm - money - by iwantmoney - United States (Ohio)



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