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  • Birth Date : Monday 20 January 1992 (22 years)
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Today, I was working at the local liquor store. An obviously drunk girl stumbles in, grabs two cases of beer and puts them on the counter. Then she grabs a pregnancy test, pees on it right there, shows me, and says, "I'm not pregnant, I want beer." FML

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On 05/04/2012 at 8:08am - work - by viviham - United States (Texas)

Today, someone caused over $400 worth of damage by breaking into my car, just to steal $8 worth of beer. FML

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On 02/28/2012 at 2:41pm - money - by Anonymous (man) - United States (Washington)

Today, I realised how socially inept I am, when I muttered an apology to my laptop after I noticed I hadn't plugged its charger in. FML

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On 02/05/2012 at 2:39pm - misc - by KDM - Australia (Victoria)

Today, I discovered that if you are being mugged, never tell your mugger you are going to call the police because he will come back and steal your phone too. FML

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On 11/07/2011 at 9:53am - money - by Luke - United States (Virginia)

Today, I had to say "Put away your burrito," "that ruler is not a light saber," and "stop making dog noises" all in the same sentence at work. I teach Advanced Placement Calculus to high school seniors. FML

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On 08/20/2011 at 3:42am - work - by Anonymous - United States (Texas)

Today, I got a flat tire in the middle of nowhere. I called AAA, and they said it would take 2 hours to get there. They called 2 hours later saying they got a flat tire and would be there in another 2 hours. FML

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On 08/17/2011 at 12:45pm - misc - by Anonymous - United States (Colorado)

Today, I woke up exhausted because a croaking frog had kept me awake the night before. This has happened every night for the past week, and no matter how far away I take the frog, it always ends up sitting in the same place the next morning. FML

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On 08/16/2011 at 2:18pm - misc - by froggylicious - Canada (British Columbia)

Today, I introduced my parrot to oranges. Now she makes a high pitched scream if I don't give her any, and I've just run out of oranges. FML

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On 08/16/2011 at 11:00am - misc - by bursteardrums (woman) - United Kingdom (Devon)

Today, I thought it'd be funny to knee my sister's ass as she was bending over. What I didn't realise was that she was trying to pick up a spider. In shock, she threw it in the air and it landed on my chest. I ran into a wall trying to get it off. FML

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On 08/16/2011 at 6:17am - animals - by NaniNarcotic - Australia (Victoria)

Today, my mom was convinced that the lawn gnomes we bought from Wal-Mart were secretly conspiring to kill us. FML

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On 08/16/2011 at 2:52am - misc - by Stevie - Canada (Ontario)

Today, I was dragged to the food store with my mom. While we were shopping, the fire alarm went off. My mom pushed the cart at me, nearly knocking me over, and sprinted for the door. FML

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On 08/10/2011 at 12:31am - misc - by anonymous - United States (Pennsylvania)

Today, I had to tell my teenage son that no, his knowledge of the English language was not passed down to him genetically. FML

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On 08/06/2011 at 4:39pm - kids - by Tabby (woman) - United Kingdom

Today, I took my new boyfriend to a family dinner. Despite having made everyone agree to be on their best behavior, my grandma spewed obscenities such as "fuck me sideways, aren't you a catch?" and "you just can't pull ass like that at my age" throughout. FML

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On 08/05/2011 at 8:24pm - intimacy - by moonstone15 (woman) - United States (Arizona)

Today, my mom was screaming at me and said, "I wish I'd never adopted you." I guess I'm adopted then. FML

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On 08/04/2011 at 10:45pm - misc - by Thebestman123 - United States (Iowa)

Today, my daughter wouldn't stop yapping on about not being able to register on the new Harry Potter website. The amount of whiny jibber-jabber emanating from her cake-hole made me want to boot her from our family tree, and I had to resort to booze to wash the pain away. I'm a terrible parent. FML

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On 08/04/2011 at 9:41am - kids - by makeitstop (woman) - United Kingdom



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