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blufindr
  • Town/Country : Melbourne, Australia
  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Tuesday 30 June 1992 (19 years)
  • Number of visits : 439
  • Number of comments : 5
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 4 posted

About blufindr : Fucks up alot :\

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Today, I went to my crushes Mardi Gras party. He was handing out beads to all the girls at the party that flashed him. When he came around to me he stopped and said "I will give you these beads NOT to flash me." FML

#138466 (62)

I agree, your life sucks (43903) - you deserved it (3112)

On 02/25/2009 at 10:12pm - misc - by MADfml - United States (Virginia)

Today, my girlfriend told me she wanted me to be her first and last...with plenty of people in between. FML

#102962 (73)

I agree, your life sucks (55404) - you deserved it (4238)

On 02/22/2009 at 10:10am - intimacy - by Charles (man) - United Kingdom (Manchester)

Today, I took my dog for a walk down by the river. I was throwing sticks for him with one hand and talking on the phone with the other. Then I accidentally threw my phone in the river instead of the stick and was standing there talking to the stick while my phone sat at the bottom of the river. FML

#102926 (85)

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On 02/22/2009 at 9:52am - animals - by El Boz (woman) - United States (Maryland)

Today, in school my shoulder was killing me from a softball injury. I went to the nurse's office and asked "Can I have some ice?" They responded with "Why, what happened to your face?" FML

#75712 (42)

I agree, your life sucks (34766) - you deserved it (1727)

On 02/19/2009 at 2:09am - misc - by Offended (woman) - United States (New York)

Today, my boyfriend and I were in Victoria's Secret. I saw a picture of a model and said, "I wish I looked like that." He replied with, "Me too." FML

#75423 (90)

I agree, your life sucks (32462) - you deserved it (17002)

On 02/19/2009 at 1:29am - love - by littelace - United States (Iowa)

Today, I walked through my college dorm and a freshman was watching some overly dramatic show on her laptop. I smiled and asked if it was a new episode of 'Gossip Girl.' She was on a video chat with her boyfriend. They were about to break up. FML

#74742 (37)

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On 02/19/2009 at 12:22am - love - by baddormgirl (woman) - United States (Pennsylvania)

Today, my lesbian sister enthusiastically showed me her new strap on. Not only does she get more girls than me, she now has a bigger penis too. FML

#60108 (105)

I agree, your life sucks (53963) - you deserved it (3762)

On 02/17/2009 at 10:27am - misc - by stillsingleladies (man) - United States (North Carolina)

Today, my boss called me into his office to show me the web site of a potential business partner. When he began to type 'virginia' into google, it auto-completed his search with his recent search for 'virgin boy assholes'. I have to go on business trip with him tomorrow. I'm a young guy. FML

#36396 (690)

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On 02/13/2009 at 10:54am - intimacy - by The Sbeak (man) - United States (Rhode Island)

Today, My boyfriend dumped me because he said the relationship was too tough for him. When I asked for an example he responded "Like, I don't have enough time to play World of WarCraft." FML

#34266 (198)

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On 02/12/2009 at 10:46pm - misc - by Noname - United States (Arizona)

Today, I received a random packet of papers in the mail by the state suing me for child support. I am 22 and still a virgin. FML

#24806 (76)

I agree, your life sucks (49630) - you deserved it (2332)

On 02/11/2009 at 10:51am - misc - by Distressed (man) - United States (Oregon)

Today, I made a joke about having a wedding to my mom and she told me not to joke about something that will probably never happen. FML

#21465 (22)

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On 02/10/2009 at 5:30pm - misc - by NoWedding (woman) - United States (Pennsylvania)

Today, I was on the internet with my Dad looking up information about allergies. I began to type 'allergies' into the Google Search Box and as I typed 'a', the phrase 'amazing sex positions' popped up as a search I had already looked up. My Dad asked me if any of the positions worked out. FML

#21100 (49)

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On 02/10/2009 at 3:46pm - intimacy - by Noname (woman) - United States (Illinois)

Today, I decided to send my boyfriend a pic text of me naked. I accidentally sent it to my dad and got a text back saying, "You definitely take after your mom." FML

#9520 (128)

I agree, your life sucks (28071) - you deserved it (46433)

On 02/05/2009 at 9:09am - intimacy - by ruffrider (woman) - United States (South Carolina)

Today, I was singing to my cat and she reached up and put her paw over my mouth. FML

#7370 (87)

I agree, your life sucks (14894) - you deserved it (24161)

On 02/04/2009 at 6:23am - animals - by Noname - Canada (Alberta)

Today, I had a sexy dream, woke up and started to masturbate quite vigorously. When I finished, I hopped off the top bunk naked to see my brother and his girlfriend laying in the bottom bunk. FML

#6850 (67)

I agree, your life sucks (11574) - you deserved it (34610)

On 02/03/2009 at 6:47pm - intimacy - by thermos (man) - United States (California)