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  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Sunday 3 May 1987 (27 years)
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Today, I was visiting my daughter, whose husband was still asleep at noon. I made a point of stomping around on the hardwood floor and speaking loudly to wake his lazy ass up. Turns out he's now working a 14-hour graveyard shift, and it has no negative effect on his shoe-throwing skills. FML

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On 12/06/2012 at 2:23pm - misc - by mom (woman) - Netherlands (Utrecht)



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