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Today, I regretfully confessed to my parents I have trichotillomania. There was a torturous pause, followed by the question, "Are you gay?" FML

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I agree, your life sucks (29766) - you deserved it (4538)

On 04/05/2013 at 7:23am - health - by Anonymous (man) - Australia (Queensland)

Today, I fell asleep at a party. I farted so loud that I woke myself up. Everyone heard. FML

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