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  • Town/Country : P.N., New Zealand
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  • Birth Date : Thursday 14 February 1985 (29 years)
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  • Number of comments : 1
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Today, I regretfully confessed to my parents I have trichotillomania. There was a torturous pause, followed by the question, "Are you gay?" FML

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Today, I fell asleep at a party. I farted so loud that I woke myself up. Everyone heard. FML

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