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About bluepuppy08 : I'm an architecture student at the University of Colorado in Boulder, I laugh a lot and have waaaay too much fun doing nothing. I'm always up for making new friends and spreading my ridiculous lingo :D
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Today, my husband dropped me off at work. Ten minutes later I got a text saying "I just dropped the b*tch off I'll be there in a few baby, miss you". I asked him about it. He said, "I don't know what you're talking about, Megan". My name isn't Megan. Not even close. FML
Friday 22 May 2015