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Today, my twin sister sent a nude picture to her boyfriend, who then forwarded it on to everyone else. Everyone else thinks it's me. FML
I agree, your life sucks (28609) - you deserved it (2254)
On 11/05/2010 at 7:17pm - intimacy - by jsquared - United States (California)
Today, when I arrived at the airport for my international flight there was no record of my ticket in the system. Turns out the flight was yesterday. FML
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On 10/09/2010 at 12:15am - misc - by theleague (man) - United States (California)
Today, I got a job in my university library. My job title is technical services. My actual job is pulling off the book label for the scanner and putting a new one on. For six hours a day. FML
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On 10/05/2010 at 1:16am - misc - by danrocketman - United States (Texas)
Today, after waiting all day to get into my favorite band's concert, I got front row. At the end, one of them grabbed my CD and got the whole band to sign it. The last band member tossed it into the crowd, nowhere near me. FML
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On 09/23/2010 at 7:49pm - misc - by lovedontlivehere (woman) - United States (Florida)
Today, I got punched in the face by a girl for asking if she was okay after I had seen her crying. FML
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On 09/21/2010 at 4:50am - misc - by teardrops - Australia (New South Wales)
Today, I was going to meet my friend at a concert. I got there before her, so I went in to check out the local bands that were playing before the headliner. When she got there, I went just outside the building to give her a ticket. The security guards wouldn't let me back in. She went in anyway. FML
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On 09/01/2010 at 3:05am - misc - by deserted - Sent from mobile version
Today, I met my recently divorced mother's new boyfriend. He is missing teeth and has long hair and a mangy beard. Horrified, I left the room, only to hear my mother telling my sister, "The sex is phenomenal!" FML
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On 08/16/2010 at 12:11am - intimacy - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Colorado)
Today, I had one more gift to buy: a copy of Fight Club. I asked a person working at Best Buy if they had any in stock. The man wouldn't sell me the last copy because I had broken the first two rules. FML
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On 12/24/2009 at 3:10pm - misc - by Anonymous (man) - United States
Wednesday 15 May 2013
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