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  • Birth Date : Thursday 7 May 1992 (23 years)
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Today, I made a fresh juice for a customer. He called the cops because the juice was too acidic for him. He sat in a corner and waited for two hours for them to arrive. Obviously, they didn't turn up. So he yelled at me and left. FML


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On 05/27/2011 at 1:46am - work - by Alice - Australia (New South Wales)

Today, I found out that my neighbors' 9 year old son has been the one taking a shit on my doorstep everyday. Why? Because Cartman from South Park said that if you keep doing it, the person in the house will move. FML


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On 05/14/2011 at 1:07am - misc - by IhateThem - United States

Today, while changing a light bulb, I was electrocuted. I screamed before I blacked out. My entire family was home and heard me scream, but didn't come and check because they were too busy watching Glee. FML


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On 05/10/2011 at 9:21pm - misc - by Burnt (woman) - United States (New York)

Today, I asked my friend to stop texting me, because I'm on a limited plan and didn't want to go over my limit. She responded by getting a group of her friends to text bomb me. I got well over a hundred one-word texts. FML


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On 04/25/2011 at 12:27pm - misc - by Text - United States (Maryland)

Today, my husband and I had the grand opening to our new winery. We had a big sign out front saying "FREE GRAPES", to try and get more people interested. People kept giving us dirty looks when passing. We later realized there was something covering the "G". FML


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On 04/24/2011 at 12:10am - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (New York)

Today, I came home to find that all my porn magazines have been "censored" with a black sharpie. FML


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On 04/21/2011 at 2:30pm - intimacy - by Username - United States

Today, I found out that if you cry yourself sleep and forget to take off your mascara, your top and bottom lashes will stick together. Leaving you unable to open your eyes. FML


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On 03/07/2011 at 5:23pm - misc - by chelsea -

Today, I was getting it on with my boyfriend. I started to come, screaming, "Ah... ah... ah... AHH!" To which he added, "Staying alive! Staying alive!" FML


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On 01/17/2011 at 1:24am - intimacy - by SkinsCastSelection - France - Chosen by the cast of Skins

Today, I worked a full day and then went to a three-hour class. I got home at 9 PM, and before the door closed I heard, "There's a sink full of dishes for you." There are three able-bodied men in the house, all of whom got here hours ago and created that sink full of dishes. FML


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On 01/12/2011 at 9:06pm - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Maryland)

Today, my twin sister sent a nude picture to her boyfriend, who then forwarded it on to everyone else. Everyone else thinks it's me. FML


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On 11/05/2010 at 7:17pm - intimacy - by jsquared - United States (California)

Today, when I arrived at the airport for my international flight there was no record of my ticket in the system. Turns out the flight was yesterday. FML


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On 10/09/2010 at 12:15am - misc - by theleague (man) - United States (California)

Today, I got a job in my university library. My job title is technical services. My actual job is pulling off the book label for the scanner and putting a new one on. For six hours a day. FML


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On 10/05/2010 at 1:16am - misc - by danrocketman - United States (Texas)

Today, after waiting all day to get into my favorite band's concert, I got front row. At the end, one of them grabbed my CD and got the whole band to sign it. The last band member tossed it into the crowd, nowhere near me. FML

Today, I got punched in the face by a girl for asking if she was okay after I had seen her crying. FML


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On 09/21/2010 at 4:50am - misc - by teardrops - Australia (New South Wales)

Today, I was going to meet my friend at a concert. I got there before her, so I went in to check out the local bands that were playing before the headliner. When she got there, I went just outside the building to give her a ticket. The security guards wouldn't let me back in. She went in anyway. FML


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On 09/01/2010 at 3:05am - misc - by deserted - Sent from mobile version

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