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bluebell707
  • Town/Country : Sydney, Australia
  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Thursday 7 May 1992 (21 years)
  • Number of visits : 752
  • Number of comments : 83
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 3 posted

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Today, my boyfriend showed me his penis for the first time. All I could think to say was, "That's a clean circumcision." FML

#17384491
196 comments

I agree, your life sucks (21872) - you deserved it (6058)

On 08/06/2011 at 2:35am - intimacy - by plantfood - United States

Today, it was a warm day out so I left my car windows slightly open while I was at work. One of the local bums apparently thought this was a perfect opportunity to use my open driver's side window as a barf receptacle. FML

#17340796
95 comments

I agree, your life sucks (19289) - you deserved it (6554)

On 08/02/2011 at 3:55am - misc - by Username - United States

Today, I found out that the crazy old man that sleep walks naked around my neighborhood every night is my grandpa. And he's not sleepwalking. FML

#17340162
101 comments

I agree, your life sucks (26836) - you deserved it (2159)

On 08/02/2011 at 2:46am - misc - by Username - United States

Today, after being terrified for years, I went on a plane for the first time. It was also the first time I "emergency landed." FML

#17291466
111 comments

I agree, your life sucks (26866) - you deserved it (2262)

On 07/28/2011 at 10:25pm - misc - by Alyssa Charlotte - Mexico

Today, I was having dinner with my boyfriend. We'd just got our food when my dad walks in, comes up to our table and says, "I didn't say you could leave, you're too young to be dating him", then drags me out of the restaurant. We are both 15, and it was my first date. FML

#16903308
407 comments

I agree, your life sucks (35586) - you deserved it (10725)

On 06/28/2011 at 8:51pm - misc - by Fresca11 - United States (Illinois)

Today, the girl I've been dating for several months, and fallen in love with, said "We're just friends, right? My mom thinks I'm leading you on." FML

#16774527
171 comments

I agree, your life sucks (41919) - you deserved it (3326)

On 06/21/2011 at 1:07am - love - by played (man) - Norway

Today, I found out that my boyfriend is extremely jealous of a stuffed toy that sits on my bed, all because it gets to 'sleep in the same bed as me and he doesn't.' Now, whenever he comes over, he throws it at the wall, death glares at it, then gets up and kicks it under my bed. FML

#16774144
358 comments

I agree, your life sucks (31371) - you deserved it (9234)

On 06/21/2011 at 12:46am - love - by holdengurl18 - China

Today, I made a fresh juice for a customer. He called the cops because the juice was too acidic for him. He sat in a corner and waited for two hours for them to arrive. Obviously, they didn't turn up. So he yelled at me and left. FML

#16367942
97 comments

I agree, your life sucks (28713) - you deserved it (2490)

On 05/27/2011 at 1:46am - work - by Alice - Australia (New South Wales)

Today, I found out that my neighbors' 9 year old son has been the one taking a shit on my doorstep everyday. Why? Because Cartman from South Park said that if you keep doing it, the person in the house will move. FML

#16166578
171 comments

I agree, your life sucks (31712) - you deserved it (3310)

On 05/14/2011 at 1:07am - misc - by IhateThem - United States

Today, while changing a light bulb, I was electrocuted. I screamed before I blacked out. My entire family was home and heard me scream, but didn't come and check because they were too busy watching Glee. FML

#16122609
234 comments

I agree, your life sucks (35909) - you deserved it (5464)

On 05/10/2011 at 9:21pm - misc - by Burnt (woman) - United States (New York)

Today, I asked my friend to stop texting me, because I'm on a limited plan and didn't want to go over my limit. She responded by getting a group of her friends to text bomb me. I got well over a hundred one-word texts. FML

#15919270
248 comments

I agree, your life sucks (24876) - you deserved it (6048)

On 04/25/2011 at 12:27pm - misc - by Text - United States (Maryland)

Today, my husband and I had the grand opening to our new winery. We had a big sign out front saying "FREE GRAPES", to try and get more people interested. People kept giving us dirty looks when passing. We later realized there was something covering the "G". FML

#15903380
105 comments

I agree, your life sucks (27037) - you deserved it (7545)

On 04/24/2011 at 12:10am - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (New York)

Today, I came home to find that all my porn magazines have been "censored" with a black sharpie. FML

#15874125
296 comments

I agree, your life sucks (19710) - you deserved it (39516)

On 04/21/2011 at 2:30pm - intimacy - by Username - United States

Today, I found out that if you cry yourself sleep and forget to take off your mascara, your top and bottom lashes will stick together. Leaving you unable to open your eyes. FML

#15231026
133 comments

I agree, your life sucks (23412) - you deserved it (9493)

On 03/07/2011 at 5:23pm - misc - by chelsea -

Today, I was getting it on with my boyfriend. I started to come, screaming, "Ah... ah... ah... AHH!" To which he added, "Staying alive! Staying alive!" FML

#14608705
241 comments

I agree, your life sucks (24813) - you deserved it (15706) - Translated from the french version of FML. Bon appétit!

On 01/17/2011 at 1:24am - intimacy - by SkinsCastSelection - France - Chosen by the cast of Skins



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