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  • Birth Date : Thursday 7 May 1992 (22 years)
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Today, I was fired for the second time in as many days. I received a letter notifying me that I would no longer be working for the company, effective immediately. When I did not attend work the next day, I received a phone call firing me for not turning up. FML

#18153338
55 comments

I agree, your life sucks (28467) - you deserved it (2293)

On 11/04/2011 at 12:04am - work - by fired (woman) - Australia (New South Wales)

Today, I found out it takes no special training to put a large glass marble up my nostril but may require someone with a medical degree to remove it. FML

#17965139
103 comments

I agree, your life sucks (5474) - you deserved it (43726)

On 10/12/2011 at 1:09am - misc - by Beaky (woman) - Canada

Today, a customer handed me the ankle-length hosiery she had just used to try on some shoes, and as I sat there feeling the warm dampness of them in the palm of my hand, she said "You should throw those away, I have a toe fungus." FML

#17916744
62 comments

I agree, your life sucks (28604) - you deserved it (2569)

On 10/06/2011 at 12:23am - work - by Anonymous - United States

Today, I heard on a TV show that it's possible to fit a standard light-bulb in your mouth, but it can't be removed afterwards. I just had to try this out. And then visit the local hospital to get it removed. FML

#17695095
296 comments

I agree, your life sucks (7856) - you deserved it (60683)

On 09/08/2011 at 6:00am - health - by Stuck (man) - United States

Today, my mom picked up my dog from the groomers. I came home to find a small female terrier on our couch. My dog is a full grown male maltese. What's worse is that it took me a full 20 minutes to convince my mom that she had picked up the wrong dog. FML

#17384739
89 comments

I agree, your life sucks (27316) - you deserved it (2525)

On 08/06/2011 at 3:09am - animals - by Username - United States (Texas)

Today, my boyfriend showed me his penis for the first time. All I could think to say was, "That's a clean circumcision." FML

#17384491
178 comments

I agree, your life sucks (28464) - you deserved it (8293)

On 08/06/2011 at 2:35am - intimacy - by plantfood - United States

Today, it was a warm day out so I left my car windows slightly open while I was at work. One of the local bums apparently thought this was a perfect opportunity to use my open driver's side window as a barf receptacle. FML

#17340796
94 comments

I agree, your life sucks (24199) - you deserved it (8840)

On 08/02/2011 at 3:55am - misc - by Username - United States

Today, I found out that the crazy old man that sleep walks naked around my neighborhood every night is my grandpa. And he's not sleepwalking. FML

#17340162
101 comments

I agree, your life sucks (32217) - you deserved it (2523)

On 08/02/2011 at 2:46am - misc - by Username - United States

Today, after being terrified for years, I went on a plane for the first time. It was also the first time I "emergency landed." FML

#17291466
113 comments

I agree, your life sucks (32472) - you deserved it (2671)

On 07/28/2011 at 10:25pm - misc - by Alyssa Charlotte - Mexico

Today, I was having dinner with my boyfriend. We'd just got our food when my dad walks in, comes up to our table and says, "I didn't say you could leave, you're too young to be dating him", then drags me out of the restaurant. We are both 15, and it was my first date. FML

#16903308
409 comments

I agree, your life sucks (40651) - you deserved it (12300)

On 06/28/2011 at 8:51pm - misc - by Fresca11 - United States (Illinois)

Today, the girl I've been dating for several months, and fallen in love with, said "We're just friends, right? My mom thinks I'm leading you on." FML

#16774527
171 comments

I agree, your life sucks (48879) - you deserved it (4376)

On 06/21/2011 at 1:07am - love - by played (man) - Norway

Today, I found out that my boyfriend is extremely jealous of a stuffed toy that sits on my bed, all because it gets to 'sleep in the same bed as me and he doesn't.' Now, whenever he comes over, he throws it at the wall, death glares at it, then gets up and kicks it under my bed. FML

#16774144
361 comments

I agree, your life sucks (37188) - you deserved it (11873)

On 06/21/2011 at 12:46am - love - by holdengurl18 - China

Today, I made a fresh juice for a customer. He called the cops because the juice was too acidic for him. He sat in a corner and waited for two hours for them to arrive. Obviously, they didn't turn up. So he yelled at me and left. FML

#16367942
98 comments

I agree, your life sucks (33672) - you deserved it (2765)

On 05/27/2011 at 1:46am - work - by Alice - Australia (New South Wales)

Today, I found out that my neighbors' 9 year old son has been the one taking a shit on my doorstep everyday. Why? Because Cartman from South Park said that if you keep doing it, the person in the house will move. FML

#16166578
177 comments

I agree, your life sucks (38358) - you deserved it (4333)

On 05/14/2011 at 1:07am - misc - by IhateThem - United States

Today, while changing a light bulb, I was electrocuted. I screamed before I blacked out. My entire family was home and heard me scream, but didn't come and check because they were too busy watching Glee. FML

#16122609
234 comments

I agree, your life sucks (41822) - you deserved it (6923)

On 05/10/2011 at 9:21pm - misc - by Burnt (woman) - United States (New York)



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