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by thebiteof87 / 07/22/2015 at 2:32am / Australia (Victoria) / Kids
Today, I was excited because a friend had added me to a new Facebook chat consisting of my tight circle of friends from last year's summer camp. I then saw when the chat had been created. They kept me out of the chat for almost an entire year before deciding to add me. FML
by Alaskalex / 06/08/2015 at 1:50am / United States (Alaska) / Miscellaneous
Today, as I was putting stuff into the back of my car, a man walked by and said I looked "super fine." When I looked up to look him in the face, he immediately looked disgusted and basically ran away. Apparently, my face does that. FML
by fugly / 06/05/2015 at 8:44pm / United States (Pennsylvania) / Miscellaneous
by ojskyguy / 10/11/2014 at 7:04pm / United States (Mississippi) / Money
Today, as always, I have Tourette's syndrome. It causes me to occasionally make a beeping noise. My boyfriend just figured out that if he beeps back, it makes me beep again. He thinks it's hilarious and won't stop. FML
by Beeper / 10/11/2014 at 3:07pm / United States (Illinois) / Love
Today, I was at a music festival, and my mum had told me not to to drink. Someone threw a cup of beer at me, and I was worried about smelling of alcohol. It's okay though, because a second cup of urine took the alcohol smell right away. FML
by Festivaler / 07/13/2013 at 3:14am / United Kingdom (Edinburgh, City of) / Miscellaneous
by Anna / 07/13/2013 at 12:40am / United States (New York) / Miscellaneous
Today, I needed a change of clothes, so I called my mom. She brought me a grey shirt with a toucan on the front and Mexico City spelled in glitter. I asked her why she would bring me such an ugly shirt, and she started crying. Turns out she bought it for me as a present from her trip. FML
by awwimanahole / 07/04/2013 at 1:07am / United States (Florida) / Miscellaneous
by fuckyouverymuch / 06/13/2013 at 6:16am / Australia (Queensland) / Miscellaneous
Today, I bought an expensive razor that's supposed to be great. My roommate asked if she could borrow it, and as her legs just looked like they needed touching up, I said sure. After a strangely long amount of time, she came back, thanked me and left. Her legs were still hairy. FML
by bleach / 03/24/2013 at 1:30am / United Kingdom / Miscellaneous
Today, a technician from my ISP came to my house to replace my router. He asked for a glass of water, one thing led to another, and for some reason I'll never fully understand, we ended up having sex. Looks like porn logic is not so far off the mark after all. FML
by je_regrette_tout / 03/09/2013 at 1:50pm / Intimacy
Today, my manager asked me for the password to my Internet so she could Skype family since she can't pay her bill. This is the same woman who just a week ago tried to evict me because my rent was an hour late. Trying to be the bigger person, I gave her the password. She changed my password. FML
by Anonymous / 02/07/2013 at 1:20am / United States (Washington) / Miscellaneous
by VedaLynn / 12/03/2012 at 6:01pm / United States / Miscellaneous
Today, I'm participating in a 30 hour awareness-raising event on famine in Africa. I'm supposed to hand out leaflets to people from my booth. My school decided to hand out a literal crate-load of free cupcakes right in front of us. FML
by hungry / 03/08/2012 at 2:15pm / Canada / Miscellaneous
by LadyGore / 02/19/2012 at 10:30am / Canada (Alberta) / Miscellaneous
- Today, I went to the dentist and they told me I was fine so I went home. They called me back saying… Today I found out that my mom who died 3 weeks ago left nothing to me in her will, and the security… Today, my husband and I had our third marriage counseling session. The only reason I was going was…