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Today, I finally told the girl I've been after for more than a year that I'm attracted to her. Her response? A slight hug with a pat on the back as she said "There, there." FML

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I agree, your life sucks (32514) - you deserved it (4129)

On 05/28/2011 at 2:54am - love - by fedemere - United States (Florida)

Today, I overheard a conversation between my boyfriend and his best friend about how to shave one's nuts completely. FML

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On 05/27/2011 at 11:44am - intimacy - by Anonymous (woman) - Romania (Arad)

Today, my boyfriend of nearly 4 years, with whom I have a baby, broke up with me. His reason? His best friend said he didn't like drinking with guys who were "tied down". FML

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On 05/18/2011 at 12:13am - love - by me -

Today, my boyfriend came home from a camping trip and broke up with me. All because when he was watching the lake he was near, ripples formed. Apparently, this means God was telling him I'm impure and unable to be "saved by Christ" and therefore, a waste of his time. I dated this lunatic. FML

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On 05/12/2011 at 7:34pm - love - by dammitvasquez - Canada

Today, my boyfriend of three months told me that he had cheated on me two months ago with my best friend. I decided to give him a second chance. About twenty minutes later, he then broke up with me for not wanting to watch football. Apparently I don't care about his feelings. FML

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On 10/22/2010 at 11:03am - love - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Minnesota)



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