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Today, I had to escort some dumbass teenager from Home Depot after I found him masturbating in one of the model washrooms. FML

#17982026
161 comments

I agree, your life sucks (37531) - you deserved it (2916)

On 10/14/2011 at 12:30pm - intimacy - by Anonymous (woman) - Reserved

Today, I woke up to a mosquito feeding on my morning wood; probably the only thing that will ever suck my penis. FML

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192 comments

I agree, your life sucks (59190) - you deserved it (10095)

On 05/21/2011 at 5:07am - intimacy - by no one - United States (Alaska)

Today, I sent my boyfriend a well thought out, steamy, and sexy sext message. His reply? "Three bidders for my drums on eBay! Makiiin' Monaaaay!" FML

#16259164
94 comments

I agree, your life sucks (31213) - you deserved it (6216)

On 05/19/2011 at 10:08pm - intimacy - by rileycrash (woman) - United States (Florida)

Today, my girlfriend was giving me a hand job. As I reached my climax, she thought it would be funny to turn my 'weapon' against me. Boom, headshot. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (40093) - you deserved it (26549) - Translated from the french version of FML. Bon appétit!

On 01/17/2011 at 4:53am - intimacy - by SkinsCastSelection - France - Chosen by the cast of Skins

Today, I was on a bench enjoying the sun, when a guy comes and sits next to me. Next thing I know, he lets out a loud fart, then looks my way with pride. I stare back in shock. He then says to me, "Yeah, that just happened," and walks off. FML

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194 comments

I agree, your life sucks (55996) - you deserved it (12082)

On 11/03/2010 at 3:27am - misc - by flying13 (woman) - United States (Nevada)

Today, my mom put some bubblewrap on my desk because she thought I would have fun with it. I'm 18. It was awesome. FML

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298 comments

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On 06/26/2009 at 2:13am - misc - by Jeweler (man) - United States (California)

Today, my car was in the shop so I borrowed my wife's VW Beetle convertible. It's really embarrassing because it's a girlie car and it's full of little stuffed animals. At a stop light a man asked me if I'd like to borrow one of his testicles because "every man should have at least one." FML

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On 06/11/2009 at 8:23pm - misc - by NoBalls (man) - United States (Indiana)



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