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bloodthorn
  • Town/Country : Clermont, USA
  • Title : Not specified
  • Birth Date : Friday 16 March 1990 (21 years)
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About bloodthorn : hi, i'm jeff, and i'm 19

my comments are mean and nasty
but thats cuz im trying to piss you all off :)

got something to say? message me on myspace.com/midnightdissection
aol: bloodthorn1990
msn: metalheadjeff@hotmail.com
yahoo: xxinfernicusxx

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Today, my boyfriend and I were on the phone. He started talking dirty, and saying how horny he was, etc. So I decided to play along and said "I want you to picture me naked, baby." All of a sudden I heard a huge sigh. He responded, "Ew, that just killed it." FML

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I agree, your life sucks (53012) - you deserved it (8383)

On 07/21/2009 at 6:42am - intimacy - by picturemenakedbaby (woman) - United States (Illinois)