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blondieee1
  • Town/Country : USA
  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Friday 23 October 1998 (15 years)
  • Number of visits : 73
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  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 0 posted

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Today, I was lifeguarding a pool party for a bunch of eight year olds. One of them decided it'd be funny to have a contest to see who could make the most bubbles with their farts. It led to three kids shitting themselves in the pool, and me having the dubious honor of cleaning it up. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (54467) - you deserved it (4093)

On 08/06/2013 at 2:07pm - kids - by benjo - United States



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