Submit your FML story

  • - Concept: An anecdote always starts with Today and ends with FML. There are no taboo subjects, feel free to express yourself.
  • - CAUTION: Read your message over. Please don't use text language and avoid making too many spelling mistakes.
  • - Please note that spam and nonsensical stories will result in you being blocked from accessing FML.
Your nick:
Categories :
Man or woman?

blondie1208

Search for a member

blondie1208

4Fucked!

  • Town/Country : Not specified
  • Title : Not specified
  • Birth Date : Friday 8 December 1995 (20 years)
  • <3 status : Single
  • Number of visits : 2285
  • Number of comments : 71
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 9 posted

About blondie1208 : I'm claire :)
I never really know what to say here. I needed to change it.
message me! I'm extremely easy to talk to.

blondie1208's page activity

Visits<b>Wane8822</b> - yesterday at 4:58pm<b>insanelocket</b> - yesterday at 10:10am<b>2C0OL4SCH0OL</b> - the 02/01/2016 at 8:55pm<b>holly_fly</b> - the 01/25/2016 at 2:33am<b>aiw14</b> - the 01/15/2016 at 2:57am<b>jackthekeeper</b> - the 01/05/2016 at 11:32pm<b>Twigman8</b> - the 12/12/2015 at 4:36am<b>mckenz1eq</b> - the 11/28/2015 at 5:42pm<b>Trollx</b> - the 11/27/2015 at 12:34pm<b>iT_Cereal</b> - the 11/23/2015 at 10:51pm<b>Aukrenchi</b> - the 11/04/2015 at 12:55am<b>LifebLife</b> - the 11/03/2015 at 12:14pm<b>hantu69</b> - the 11/01/2015 at 10:24pm<b>maddiealexx_</b> - the 10/26/2015 at 10:33am<b>Azurexorcist</b> - the 10/25/2015 at 5:18pm<b>thefirstwhiteboy</b> - the 10/18/2015 at 11:22pm<b>yahitscyndi</b> - the 10/02/2015 at 1:29pm<b>SweetSociopathy</b> - the 09/17/2015 at 12:59pm

Fucked!<b>yahitscyndi</b> - the 10/02/2015 at 7:29pm<b>tiger820</b> - the 08/10/2015 at 7:36pm<b>merethevh</b> - the 03/23/2015 at 10:33am<b>yolomalone</b> - the 01/07/2015 at 3:53am

blondie1208's FML badges

Keen reader – Level: master ninja

You have voted for 50% of the entire collection of FMLs to date.

Keen reader – Level: student ninja

You have voted for 15% of the entire collection of FMLs to date.

Hard at Work

Voting on an FML from the Work category on a Monday between 8 and 9am, how ironic.

See all of blondie1208's badges

blondie1208's favorite FMLs

Today, I went all the way for the first time with my girlfriend. After I had finished, she asked me, "What just happened? Was that sex?" I wasn't sure either. FML

#19660572
188 comments

I agree, your life sucks (33233) - you deserved it (6790)

On 05/22/2012 at 1:05am - intimacy - by chchboy (man) - United States

Today, I was trolling in a chat room when someone said, quote: "He's just a no-life, unemployed loser still living in his mom's basement. Probably spends all day stroking his tiny dong and fantasizing about having a real girlfriend." I actually started crying because it was so accurate. FML

#19517748
259 comments

I agree, your life sucks (15288) - you deserved it (53368)

On 04/23/2012 at 6:06pm - misc - by pathetic (man) - Poland (Mazowieckie)

Today, I blurted out something like "humdidumdum erm lalala" in public, attracting mystified stares. The thing is, I do this every time I remember something embarrassing I've said or done in the past, in an attempt to erase it out of my consciousness. So it happens a lot. FML

#19499543
233 comments

I agree, your life sucks (19762) - you deserved it (9868)

On 04/20/2012 at 3:34am - misc - by Ashamed (man) - United States (Massachusetts)

Today, I couldn’t have a conversation with my fiancé unless it was about Dragon Ball Z. FML

#19122021
196 comments

I agree, your life sucks (24135) - you deserved it (7262)

On 02/20/2012 at 10:53am - love - by DBZ (woman) - United States (Tennessee)

Today, the pervert in my computer class asked me if I "mowed my lawn." Not knowing this was a vaguely sexual term, I replied, "No, my dad does." FML

#18983166
157 comments

I agree, your life sucks (46492) - you deserved it (9718)

On 02/03/2012 at 9:47am - intimacy - by xX_nsn_Xx (woman) - United States (Texas)

Today, my mom tried to sell me a bag of rice, with "Cocaine" written on the side of it in sharpie pen. In exchange for my soul. FML

#16993109
252 comments

I agree, your life sucks (37491) - you deserved it (3930)

On 07/05/2011 at 10:54pm - misc - by Username - United States

Today, my mom took me to a counselor because of my addiction to watermelon. FML

#16990029
26 comments

I agree, your life sucks (35264) - you deserved it (5831)

On 07/05/2011 at 6:28pm - health - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Missouri)

Today, I came home and saw on our fridge, "Please don't drink anymore, I really worry about your health" written by my 7-year-old daughter. I figured she wouldn't ever find out, so I opened the fridge. But I found another note on a can that said "So you're going to drink anyway?" FML

#503348
924 comments

I agree, your life sucks (67549) - you deserved it (671834)

On 03/21/2009 at 12:46am - kids - by Anonymous (man) - United States (Florida)



Maïté Verjux's illustrated FML

The Artist's interview

All illustrated FMLs

FML's blog

  • Auntie Bernie delivers in 2016
  • Greetings my young friends! It's 2016 and I'm late. No, I'm not pregnant, I'm way too old for that sort of thing, even though I've been trying a lot recently (hey there Didier, you randy rascal…

Friday 5 February 2016

The whole blog

FMyLife, world tour

Available on: