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  • Birth Date : Friday 8 December 1995 (19 years)
  • <3 status : Single
  • Number of visits : 2258
  • Number of comments : 71
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 9 posted

About blondie1208 : I'm claire :)
I never really know what to say here. I needed to change it.
message me! I'm extremely easy to talk to.

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Today, I went all the way for the first time with my girlfriend. After I had finished, she asked me, "What just happened? Was that sex?" I wasn't sure either. FML


I agree, your life sucks (32716) - you deserved it (6733)

On 05/22/2012 at 1:05am - intimacy - by chchboy (man) - United States

Today, I was trolling in a chat room when someone said, quote: "He's just a no-life, unemployed loser still living in his mom's basement. Probably spends all day stroking his tiny dong and fantasizing about having a real girlfriend." I actually started crying because it was so accurate. FML


I agree, your life sucks (15088) - you deserved it (52741)

On 04/23/2012 at 6:06pm - misc - by pathetic (man) - Poland (Mazowieckie)

Today, I blurted out something like "humdidumdum erm lalala" in public, attracting mystified stares. The thing is, I do this every time I remember something embarrassing I've said or done in the past, in an attempt to erase it out of my consciousness. So it happens a lot. FML


I agree, your life sucks (19453) - you deserved it (9809)

On 04/20/2012 at 3:34am - misc - by Ashamed (man) - United States (Massachusetts)

Today, I couldn’t have a conversation with my fiancé unless it was about Dragon Ball Z. FML


I agree, your life sucks (23747) - you deserved it (7207)

On 02/20/2012 at 10:53am - love - by DBZ (woman) - United States (Tennessee)

Today, the pervert in my computer class asked me if I "mowed my lawn." Not knowing this was a vaguely sexual term, I replied, "No, my dad does." FML


I agree, your life sucks (46026) - you deserved it (9667)

On 02/03/2012 at 9:47am - intimacy - by xX_nsn_Xx (woman) - United States (Texas)

Today, my mom tried to sell me a bag of rice, with "Cocaine" written on the side of it in sharpie pen. In exchange for my soul. FML


I agree, your life sucks (37121) - you deserved it (3905)

On 07/05/2011 at 10:54pm - misc - by Username - United States

Today, my mom took me to a counselor because of my addiction to watermelon. FML


I agree, your life sucks (34843) - you deserved it (5775)

On 07/05/2011 at 6:28pm - health - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Missouri)

Today, I came home and saw on our fridge, "Please don't drink anymore, I really worry about your health" written by my 7-year-old daughter. I figured she wouldn't ever find out, so I opened the fridge. But I found another note on a can that said "So you're going to drink anyway?" FML


I agree, your life sucks (66873) - you deserved it (667280)

On 03/21/2009 at 12:46am - kids - by Anonymous (man) - United States (Florida)

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