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blondbrunette916
  • Town/Country : Hartford, United States
  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Friday 16 December 1994 (17 years)
  • Number of visits : 209
  • Number of comments : 13
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 25 posted

About blondbrunette916 : I'm the classic grammar nazi. watch out for me.

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Today, I was in a public restroom with my 4 year old daughter. I took her in the stall with me, and as I was using the restroom she looked down and loudly asked, "Mommy! Why do you have a beard on your peepee?!!" Then I heard everybody in the stalls next to us laughing. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (32430) - you deserved it (8890)

On 08/22/2010 at 2:58am - kids - by Bailey - United States (Nebraska)

Today, I picked up a penny off the street for good luck on my job interview. A few seconds later, some random hobo beat me up, took my wallet, and ran off. The whole ordeal made me late for the interview. So much for good luck. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (19104) - you deserved it (2286)

On 08/14/2010 at 7:10pm - work - by hobosarea-holes (man) - United States (New York)

Today, I heard my dad screaming in the hallway. Thinking he was having a heart attack I ran to the hall without looking where I was going. I slipped and slid towards my dad in what turned out to be a mass quantity of diarrhea from one of my two dogs. He was screaming because he stepped in it. FML

#5330246 (99)

I agree, your life sucks (27833) - you deserved it (2567)

On 09/18/2009 at 10:27am - animals - by poopEVERYWHERE (woman) - United States (Illinois)

Today, my girlfriend decided to bribe me to be good since we were going out to dinner with her parents by giving me blowjob. The good news: it was one of the best she had ever given. The bad news: I came on her black dress. She responded by hitting in me in the nuts. Hard. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (38905) - you deserved it (20707)

On 06/24/2009 at 3:15pm - intimacy - by BadBribe (man) - United States (Virginia)

Today, I had a very intense sexual dream that made me come and left me panting when I woke up. It was the best orgasm I'd ever had. The trouble was, it wasn't about a hot girl, or anything sexy. It was about bacon. FML

#2009053 (704)

I agree, your life sucks (120456) - you deserved it (28816)

On 05/17/2009 at 8:33am - intimacy - by wtfdreams (man) - United States (California)