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by Our Talisman / 08/01/2010 at 3:41pm / Transportation
by highlandgirl10 / 07/21/2010 at 4:31pm / Canada (British Columbia) / Love
by pritch44 / 06/17/2010 at 12:12pm / United States (Indiana) / Animals
by Anonymous / 03/13/2010 at 8:43am / United Kingdom (London) / Work
Today, I found out my sister has a new boyfriend. That would have been helpful to know 3 hours ago before I told her boyfriend, who is also my best friend, that I loved him. His response? "HAHAHA! Good one! Oh Seriously? Shit." FML
by SingleSara. / 03/02/2010 at 1:07am / Canada (British Columbia) / Love
by Anonymous / 02/28/2010 at 6:16am / Canada (Ontario) / Animals
Today, I discovered that my abusive, obsessive, psychotic ex-boyfriend from over two years ago still has a thing for me. How did I find out? Although I've ignored him walking unnecessarily past my house for the past two months, it was hard to ignore when he fell from a tree outside my window. FML
by sacrophage / 02/27/2010 at 11:30pm / Canada (Ontario) / Love
by AwwChute / 02/20/2010 at 8:53pm / United States (Oregon) / Miscellaneous
by Hayleey_079 / 02/18/2010 at 9:22am / United Kingdom (Gloucestershire) / Health
by matiasbarbero / 02/16/2010 at 12:56pm / United States / Transportation
Today, I came home from a long day at work to find a path of rose pedals from the front door. Gasping with surprise, I followed it past the living room... past the bedroom... into the kitchen, where there was a note that said "Friends coming over tonight, we need food, love you!" FML
by Romantic / 01/15/2010 at 3:33am / United States (Florida) / Love
by Anonymous / 01/12/2010 at 12:52pm / United States (New Hampshire) / Miscellaneous
Today, I was at a band practice. The band was talking to each other with language like "cadence", "resolution" and "consecutive fifths". When they spoke to me, they used terms like "tick", "bong", "ticky bong"; and "bongy tick". Musically, I feel like a baboon. FML
by Fredgruff / 01/09/2010 at 8:48am / United Kingdom (London) / Miscellaneous
Today, I found out that I have been declared dead by my credit card company in England because I haven't used it since I moved to Thailand last year. I will need three witnesses to convince them that I am actually alive. FML
by Arsinoe / 01/05/2010 at 7:02pm / United Kingdom (Reading) / Money
Today, I tripped over a ice block frozen to the ground and hit my knee hard on another. I had trouble getting up, so I asked my dad if he could give me a hand. He started clapping and walked away. FML
by .... / 12/31/2009 at 1:23am / Canada (Manitoba) / Health
- Today, While at a resort, my friends and I decided to go to the indoor pool. I was surprised when I… Today, while on a ride at a water park, someone stole my thongs. The ground is hot enough to burn… Today my fiancee and I were having sex, it was lovely and we both were really into it. I decided to…