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blinksmilewink
  • Town/Country : Bath, UK
  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Wednesday 2 September 1992 (21 years)
  • Number of visits : 1610
  • Number of comments : 94
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 1 posted

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Today, I discovered that the demonic voice that made me nearly piss myself all night, was my sister's Furby she stuck in the closet. FML

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On 03/06/2011 at 2:38pm - misc - by Spooked (woman) - United States (Massachusetts)

Today, I got into a car accident. Why? I was distracted by a floating spec of dust and was pretending I was in space. FML

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On 01/24/2011 at 10:00am - misc - by moxy -

Today, I posted a status on Facebook saying I was depressed and needed someone to talk to. Someone commented on it saying "Just kill yourself". It got 20 likes. FML

Today, I found out what sound a hammer makes when it strikes the back of my hand. FML

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On 12/16/2010 at 1:32am - health - by nukebroadcast - United States (Nevada)

Today, I won employee of the month. I was then fired for being late. FML

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On 11/29/2010 at 10:08pm - work - by Anonymous - United States (Iowa)

Today, my car broke down. My boyfriend, who is not too handy, insisted on fixing it. He called me outside and said he was done and started the engine. Moments after rejoicing, it burst into flames. FML

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On 11/24/2010 at 10:52pm - misc - by cartrouble (woman) - United States (North Dakota)

Today, I was at the doctors office after throwing up for the past week. My diagnosis? Apparently I'm the first pregnant man. After about minutes of freaking out and explaining on how it was possible, he told me he was joking and that I'm fine, but my reaction was best thus far. FML

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On 11/10/2010 at 5:28am - health - by youreajoker (man) - Australia (New South Wales)

Today, I ran into a police officer while on my bike. It wouldn't be so bad, had he not been riding a massive horse. FML

Today, I found out that my 43 year old wife has been having a cyber relationship with a 14 year old kid on Halo. FML

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On 10/25/2010 at 12:24pm - misc - by Anonymous - United States

Today, I was at work, when I got bored and started spinning around in my chair for a little fun. As I was spinning, I went to grab my phone. I missed and sent my phone flying, hitting my coworker in the face. My boss witnessed the whole thing. FML

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On 10/24/2010 at 3:29pm - work - by Anonymous (man) - United States (Maryland)

Today, I discovered my neighbors have bought a karaoke machine. FML

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On 10/18/2010 at 9:09pm - misc - by the_music_major (woman) - United States (Arizona)

Today, out of all the cars in the parking lot, mine got struck by lightning. FML

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On 10/14/2010 at 3:15am - misc - by A. - United States

Today, I was chopping weeds with a weed whacker. I heard something get caught in the blades, and realized it was a frog when the leg hit me in the eye. The rest of the chopped frog ended up on my face. FML

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On 09/14/2010 at 7:41pm - misc - by Anonymous - United States (Ohio)

Today, my doctor told me I had "abnormally large breasts." This wouldn't be so bad if I wasn't a 20 year old man. FML

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On 09/05/2010 at 8:29pm - health - by Anonymous (man) - United States (New York)

Today, I learned that ice cubes do not cool down hot oil. Instead, it causes a massive explosion of hot grease to splatter all over my parents' kitchen. FML

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On 08/01/2010 at 4:24pm - misc - by manicmandy - United States (Nebraska)



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