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You've set the cat off again, he's started pushing fruit out of bodies of water. Well done.
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Today, out of all the cars in the parking lot, mine got struck by lightning. FML
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On 10/14/2010 at 3:15am - misc - by A. - United States
Today, I was chopping weeds with a weed whacker. I heard something get caught in the blades, and realized it was a frog when the leg hit me in the eye. The rest of the chopped frog ended up on my face. FML
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On 09/14/2010 at 7:41pm - misc - by Anonymous - United States (Ohio)
Today, my doctor told me I had "abnormally large breasts." This wouldn't be so bad if I wasn't a 20 year old man. FML
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On 09/05/2010 at 8:29pm - health - by Anonymous (man) - United States (New York)
Today, I learned that ice cubes do not cool down hot oil. Instead, it causes a massive explosion of hot grease to splatter all over my parents' kitchen. FML
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On 08/01/2010 at 4:24pm - misc - by manicmandy - United States (Nebraska)
Today, I was at a red light when the guy next to me gave me that look people give when they want a street race. I won, but I should've seen the word "Sheriff" written on the side of his car. FML
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On 08/01/2010 at 3:41pm - misc - by Our Talisman - Sent from mobile version
Today, I brought my boyfriend of a year and a half to meet my parents. Turns out he dated my mom. This should be a fun dinner. FML
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On 07/21/2010 at 4:31pm - love - by highlandgirl10 (woman) - Canada (British Columbia)
Today, I found out that we have six skunks under my shed. While I was mowing the lawn, they all came out and sprayed me. FML
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On 06/17/2010 at 12:12pm - misc - by pritch44 - United States (Indiana)
Today, I realized that not only am I still an unpublished author, but I can't even get an FML posted after submitting several in the last year. FML
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On 03/13/2010 at 8:43am - work - by Anonymous (man) - United Kingdom (London)
Today, I found out my sister has a new boyfriend. That would have been helpful to know 3 hours ago before I told her boyfriend, who is also my best friend, that I loved him. His response? "HAHAHA! Good one! Oh Seriously? Shit." FML
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On 03/02/2010 at 1:07am - love - by SingleSara. (woman) - Canada (British Columbia)
Today, a wild squirrel managed to get into my house. I can't see him but I hear him in the walls. FML
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On 02/28/2010 at 6:16am - animals - by Anonymous (woman) - Canada (Ontario)
Today, I discovered that my abusive, obsessive, psychotic ex-boyfriend from over two years ago still has a thing for me. How did I find out? Although I've ignored him walking unnecessarily past my house for the past two months, it was hard to ignore when he fell from a tree outside my window. FML
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On 02/27/2010 at 11:30pm - love - by sacrophage (woman) - Canada (Ontario)
Today, I got stuck in my apartment's garbage chute. FML
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On 02/20/2010 at 8:53pm - misc - by AwwChute (woman) - United States (Oregon)
Today, a picture fell off of the wall in the middle of the night. It hit me smack bang in the middle of face. FML
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On 02/18/2010 at 9:22am - health - by Hayleey_079 (woman) - United Kingdom (Gloucestershire)
Today, a black cat crossed in front of my truck and I thought to myself that it was funny people believe black cats bring bad luck. Not even two minutes later, I drove my truck into a ditch. FML
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On 02/16/2010 at 12:56pm - animals - by matiasbarbero - United States
Today, I came home from a long day at work to find a path of rose pedals from the front door. Gasping with surprise, I followed it past the living room... past the bedroom... into the kitchen, where there was a note that said "Friends coming over tonight, we need food, love you!" FML
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On 01/15/2010 at 3:33am - love - by Romantic (woman) - United States (Florida)
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