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by Spooked / 03/06/2011 at 2:38pm / United States (Massachusetts) / Kids
by Zmeilerr / 01/15/2011 at 12:38am / United States (Pennsylvania) / Miscellaneous
by nukebroadcast / 12/16/2010 at 1:32am / United States (Nevada) / Health
by Anonymous / 11/29/2010 at 10:08pm / United States (Iowa) / Work
Today, my car broke down. My boyfriend, who is not too handy, insisted on fixing it. He called me outside and said he was done and started the engine. Moments after rejoicing, it burst into flames. FML
by cartrouble / 11/24/2010 at 10:52pm / United States (North Dakota) / Transportation
Today, I was at the doctors office after throwing up for the past week. My diagnosis? Apparently I'm the first pregnant man. After several minutes of me freaking out and him explaining how it was possible, he told me he was joking and that I'm fine, but my reaction was the best thus far. FML
by youreajoker / 11/10/2010 at 5:28am / Australia (New South Wales) / Health
by Kate / 11/10/2010 at 2:58am / United States (Oregon) / Animals
by Anonymous / 10/25/2010 at 12:24pm / United States / Love
Today, I was at work, when I got bored and started spinning around in my chair for a little fun. As I was spinning, I went to grab my phone. I missed and sent my phone flying, hitting my coworker in the face. My boss witnessed the whole thing. FML
by Anonymous / 10/24/2010 at 3:29pm / United States (Maryland) / Work
by the_music_major / 10/18/2010 at 9:09pm / United States (Arizona) / Miscellaneous
by A. / 10/14/2010 at 3:15am / United States / Transportation
Today, I was chopping weeds with a weed whacker. I heard something get caught in the blades, and realized it was a frog when the leg hit me in the eye. The rest of the chopped frog ended up on my face. FML
by Anonymous / 09/14/2010 at 7:41pm / United States (Ohio) / Animals
by Anonymous / 09/05/2010 at 8:29pm / United States (New York) / Health
by manicmandy / 08/01/2010 at 4:24pm / United States (Nebraska) / Miscellaneous
- 1Today, someone stole my purse and phone while I was giving CPR to someone who had a heart attack on… 2Today, my boyfriend said I didn't give him enough attention because of my busy work life. So… he… 3Today, I was making the daily commute to work when suddenly my mother calls me, crying that there's…