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by Anonymous / 05/13/2012 at 11:12am / United States (Massachusetts) / Miscellaneous
by kissrocks4 / 04/11/2012 at 3:04am / United States (California) / Health
Today, I was so baked out of my mind that I argued with my parakeet over who farted. I could be wrong, but I think I lost the argument. Worse still, my boyfriend had been standing in the doorway long enough to hear everything, even me farting. FML
by woohoo420 / 04/04/2012 at 12:14pm / United States (California) / Miscellaneous
by Ismellbacon / 02/29/2012 at 1:29am / Canada (Saskatchewan) / Health
by iVaughtTV / 02/28/2012 at 5:44pm / United States (Indiana) / Miscellaneous
by Miss_Kristen / 02/26/2012 at 10:31am / United States (Missouri) / Work
by Anonymous / 02/24/2012 at 3:40am / United States (New York) / Health
by Anonymoosey / 02/19/2012 at 6:47pm / Canada / Intimacy
by Anonymous / 02/15/2012 at 12:18am / United States / Love
Today, I visited the doctor. I had food poisoning last week, which led to diarrhea. The diarrhea was so bad it caused a hemorrhoid. The hemorrhoid somehow became infected. One bad sandwich, and now I have an infected asshole. FML
by loveinanelevator / 02/13/2012 at 7:03am / Health
by anonymous / 02/13/2012 at 6:32am / United States / Health
by lulu / 02/11/2012 at 5:19am / United States (Ohio) / Animals
Today, I found out that Google+ has been automatically uploading my cell phone pictures as I take them. My friends have now seen pictures of me, my penis, and other things too horrifying to talk about. FML
by brannie / 01/29/2012 at 7:26pm / United States / Miscellaneous
by Anonymous / 01/25/2012 at 11:18pm / United States (Texas) / Kids
by Anonymous / 01/22/2012 at 3:25am / United States (Colorado) / Miscellaneous
- Today, I was having sex with my girlfriend when she starts laughing and says "Wow, this is just too… Today, it was my boyfriend's birthday, and I thought I'd surprise him after work by wearing nothing… Today, I was taking a shower outside at my fiancé's beach house. I was struggling to take my bikini…