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You've set the cat off again, he's started pushing fruit out of bodies of water. Well done.
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Today, I had to collect my daughter from the hospital. Her boyfriend was even more upset than she was, because his iPhone's screen was damaged beyond repair when the doctor pulled it out of my daughter's vagina. FML
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On 05/16/2012 at 12:10pm - intimacy - by smart move there (woman) - Ireland (Kildare)
Today, I realized that all the times I checked behind the shower curtain before peeing didn't prepare me for what to do if someone was actually there. FML
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On 05/13/2012 at 11:12am - misc - by Anonymous - United States (Massachusetts)
Today, I got whiplash from sneezing. FML
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On 04/11/2012 at 3:04am - health - by kissrocks4 - United States (California)
Today, I was so baked out of my mind that I argued with my parakeet over who farted. I could be wrong, but I think I lost the argument. Worse still, my boyfriend had been standing in the doorway long enough to hear everything, even me farting. FML
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On 04/04/2012 at 12:14pm - misc - by woohoo420 (woman) - United States (California)
Today, my girlfriend called me a lazy pig. To prove her wrong, I decided to go lift some weights. A few reps in, my arm cracked and my first reaction was to squeal like a pig. FML
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On 02/29/2012 at 1:29am - health - by Ismellbacon - Canada (Saskatchewan)
Today, I learned that lemonade and urine look very similar to one another. I also learned that they taste very different. FML
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On 02/28/2012 at 5:44pm - misc - by iVaughtTV - United States (Indiana)
Today, an African-American family came into the restaurant at which I work. They said, "Jackson, party of 5." After I laughed, I realized they were serious. FML
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On 02/26/2012 at 10:31am - work - by Miss_Kristen - United States (Missouri)
Today, I gave myself a hernia while farting. FML
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On 02/24/2012 at 3:40am - health - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (New York)
Today, I found out that my favorite song since I was a small child is actually about anal sex and delaying an orgasm. FML
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On 02/19/2012 at 6:47pm - intimacy - by Anonymoosey - Canada
Today, my boyfriend broke up with me because I don't understand the bond between him and his stuffed goose. He's 36. FML
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On 02/15/2012 at 12:18am - love - by Anonymous - United States
Today, I visited the doctor. I had food poisoning last week, which led to diarrhea. The diarrhea was so bad it caused a hemorrhoid. The hemorrhoid somehow became infected. One bad sandwich, and now I have an infected asshole. FML
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On 02/13/2012 at 7:03am - health - by loveinanelevator (man) -
Today, I cracked a rib coughing. FML
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On 02/13/2012 at 6:32am - health - by anonymous (man) - United States
Today, my dog attacked me because I had a chicken costume on for a party. I'm currently in a hospital, dressed as a chicken, waiting for medical assistance. FML
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On 02/11/2012 at 5:19am - animals - by lulu - United States (Ohio)
Today, I found out that Google+ has been automatically uploading my cell phone pictures as I take them. My friends have now seen pictures of me, my penis, and other things too horrifying to talk about. FML
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On 01/29/2012 at 7:26pm - misc - by brannie - United States
Today, my husband thought it would be "funny" to put laxatives in the cakes for my son's 7th birthday party. Over 40 kids came to the party. FML
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On 01/25/2012 at 11:18pm - kids - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Texas)
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