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  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Wednesday 2 September 1992 (22 years)
  • <3 status : Single
  • Number of visits : 2246
  • Number of comments : 94
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 1 posted

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Today, I had satanic gastric distress. Attempting to make light of this fact, and, being incredibly bored and seemingly alone at work, I managed to fart the intro to "Smoke on the Water" perfectly. Somebody clapped. FML

Today, I had to explain to half of my class that yes, my birthday is on the same day as Hitler's, but no, it does not make me a Nazi. FML

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167 comments

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On 12/05/2013 at 12:14am - misc - by happy birthday to me (woman) - United States

Today, I got into a fight with my brother that somehow ended with him breaking my toe with a Fisher-Price airplane. FML

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On 11/12/2013 at 10:27am - kids - by CurseYouSonyaLee (man) - United States (Illinois)

Today, I got a concussion. It was when an entire shelf of bicycle helmets tumbled onto my skull. FML

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96 comments

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On 11/11/2013 at 9:14pm - health - by myheadhurts (woman) - Canada (British Columbia)

Today, I was conducting surveys over the phone at work. As I called a new respondent, someone answered the phone, burped loudly, and hung up. This isn't the first time. I hate this job. FML

Today, my son came home for the fifth time saying he didn't get the job, wondering what he did wrong. I looked at his resumé; under special skills was, "Keeping it real." Apparently he saw it in a movie and thought it would work. FML

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On 10/21/2013 at 12:18am - kids - by Wheredigowrong - United States (Iowa)

Today, I had my first wet dream. I woke up sweating and soaking wet. Too bad I dreamed about having intense sex with a cardboard box. FML

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133 comments

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On 07/31/2013 at 12:28pm - intimacy - by Anonymous - Belgium (West-Vlaanderen)

Today, my parents staged an intervention because I ate a year's supply of noodles in 2 weeks. FML

Today, my husband received the "antique" samurai sword that he bought on Craigslist with $399.99 of our money. He only shared my outrage at the waste of money when he opened the package, only to find a toy sword along with a note saying, "HAHA, TROLLED." FML

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On 07/06/2013 at 3:45pm - money - by juliearis (woman) - United States (Connecticut)

Today, my cousin thought it would be cool to put a firecracker in an abandoned birdhouse. Before I could tell him not to, it exploded and about 30 wasps came after me like the wrath of God. FML

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On 06/27/2013 at 12:27am - animals - by EpicJman2828 (man) - United States

Today, I got a concussion and several staples in my head. As it turns out, watering flowers is much more dangerous than it might sound. FML

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On 06/09/2013 at 10:27pm - health - by Sean - United States

Today, I found out that my restaurant's food is so bad that the only reason some people visit is because they're punishing their kids. FML

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On 06/09/2013 at 1:38pm - work - by not the cook (woman) - United States (Pennsylvania)

Today, a few freshmen jumped my fence. They decided to take a dip in the pool, so I pulled out a paintball gun. I unloaded over 100 rounds, painting their backs bright yellow. It also dyed my pool yellow, and it'll apparently cost around $500 to repair. FML

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On 05/28/2013 at 8:48pm - money - by pool party - United States (Illinois)

Today, I was stuck in my apartment complex's elevator. I was shouting out for help when a voice came screaming, "This is the fire department." I was relieved until he said, "Just kidding." FML

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On 05/23/2013 at 1:11am - misc - by Mylifesucks - United States (Kentucky)

Today, my school took part in a standardized state test. After finishing, I decided to take a nap, only to be awoken by the test monitor, who wanted me to leave. Apparently, I was ferociously farting in my sleep and was disturbing the people still taking the test. FML

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On 04/24/2013 at 3:14pm - misc - by Skyler - United States



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