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About blinkgirlx3 : maybe the only thing better than fmls would be after the fml stories
How depressing, no badges acquired at all. :/
Today, I typed an essay on my friend's computer, so she forwarded it to me in a email and she made the subject "here bitch" as a joke. I then went to email the essay to my teacher. I forwarded it thinking nothing of it only to realize that I didn't change the subject name. FML
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On 03/01/2009 at 3:00pm - misc - by Brittany (woman) - United States (New Jersey)
Today, I was at the beach with my buddy. Messing around, he swam up behind me and dunked me under the water. Naturally, moments later I swam behind him, grabbed both his ankles and stood up, flipping him completely, only to see him watching me from a few feet away. I flipped a 70 year old man. FML
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On 02/27/2009 at 1:03am - misc - by beachbum (man) - United States (New York)
Today, I took the subway to school. The man sitting across from me would not stop staring at my breasts, so when the train came to my stop, I said "Nothing to see now, asshole." Then I noticed his white walking stick as he got up to get off too. He was blind. FML
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On 02/26/2009 at 5:21pm - misc - by belladonna (woman) - United States (New York)
Today, I was a TA for a history class and the class was taking a test. About halfway through, I noticed one kid had a small piece of paper in his hand. I ran up the row, grabbed his test, and ripped it into four pieces. Then I took the note from him. It said "I believe in you, -Mom." FML
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On 02/26/2009 at 10:30am - work - by Noname - United States (Michigan)
Today, an extremely large lady came into the dry cleaners where I work. She puts what I assume is a blanket on the counter to be dry cleaned. I said, "So just the one blanket then?" She replied, "Those are my pants, not a blanket." She was a size 56. FML
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On 02/26/2009 at 9:13am - work - by Kasizzle (man) - United States (Colorado)
Today, I accidentally locked my car & house keys along with my phone in my car. Then I had to break into my own house looking for the spare. Someone called the police and I had to explain that i lived there. I forgot to grab the spare when I went to talk to the police officers I locked the door behind me. FML
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On 02/26/2009 at 3:17am - misc - by MadameM (woman) - United States (New Jersey)
Today, I had the cops called on me because I accidentally texted "I'm going to kill you and use your head as hood ornament" to my ex-fiancé, instead of my best friend. I only texted that because he got a better grade on an exam than me. Now I have a court date. FML
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On 02/25/2009 at 2:05pm - misc - by Joe (man) - United States (Kentucky)
Today, after class, my teacher pulled me aside and said "You know, I never received the e-mail regarding your disabilities that your parents mentioned. Could you have them resend it?" What disabilities? FML
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On 02/20/2009 at 1:16am - work - by Jedi (woman) - United States (California)
Today, my boss fired me via text message. I don't have a text messaging plan. I paid $0.25 to get fired. FML
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On 02/10/2009 at 12:36am - misc - by maxthndr (man) - United States
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