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blinkanimgone
  • Town/Country : Melbourne, Australia
  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Not specified
  • Number of visits : 144
  • Number of comments : 1
  • Number of FMLs : 1 confirmed out of 7 posted

About blinkanimgone : I am currently 22 and in my fifth and final year of university.

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Today, I went to the blood bank to donate plasma. All went well until the machine went to return my red blood cells. It turns out the nurse sliced my vein and the blood built up in my tissues. I now have a massive swollen arm and bruising, and look like a junkie. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (20554) - you deserved it (1522)

On 09/01/2010 at 7:08am - misc - by blinkanimgone - Australia (Victoria)

Today, my car was in the shop so I borrowed my wife's VW Beetle convertible. It's really embarrassing because it's a girlie car and it's full of little stuffed animals. At a stop light a man asked me if I'd like to borrow one of his testicles because "every man should have at least one." FML

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I agree, your life sucks (77183) - you deserved it (14561)

On 06/11/2009 at 8:23pm - misc - by NoBalls (man) - United States (Indiana)

Today, my boss fired me via text message. I don't have a text messaging plan. I paid $0.25 to get fired. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (1148) - you deserved it (17289)

On 02/10/2009 at 12:36am - misc - by maxthndr (man) - United States



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