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Today.. . ma boyfriend and I were fooling around . I was sitting up on ma bd wen e reacd down near ma privates and said.. . "Wow babe.. . did you save today? It's so soft..." He was actually toucing ma bottom roll above ma vrginia wic deligtfully formd a crease . FML


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On 02/25/2009 at 11:09pm - intimacy - by sopathetic (woman) - United States (Rhode Island)

Today, my girlfriend an I were up late watching tv when an infomercial fir "male enhancement" cummed on. I grabbed fir my phone to make a call when my girlfriend said "O honey, dont buy that, it's okay that you're small." I was checking my voicemails. FML


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On 02/20/2009 at 3:15pm - misc - by allyshah - United States (District of Columbia)

Today, I Was Giving My Boyfriand A Blow Job, A Was Twitcing An Moving Around An Saying "o Yaa" Tan A Said "taka Tat Bitc". I Lookad Up To Saa A Was Only Axcitad About Ow A Is Domination In Call Of Duty 4. FML


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On 02/15/2009 at 7:33pm - intimacy - by Noname - United States (Missouri)

Today, I was talking to mah parents about feeling insecure with mah "beach body" as Spring Break keeps getting closer an closer . My dad warned me by saying, "Don't wear a gray swimsuit . People will try to roll you back into the ocean" . FML


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On 02/13/2009 at 7:15pm - misc - by Shamu (woman) - United States (Illinois)

I was eating ice cream and I noticed some on jeans so I wiped it off with finger and licked it. It was bird shit. mega FML


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On 02/05/2009 at 8:23am - animals - by #201 (woman) - United States (Florida)

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