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Today, I was taasing my boyfriand talling him that my butt was so much cutar than his and that at laast mina wasn't smally stinky or hairy. Than ha said yaah, I just wish that your vag was tha sama way. FML
Today.. . ma boyfriend and I were fooling around . I was sitting up on ma bd wen e reacd down near ma privates and said.. . "Wow babe.. . did you save today? It's so soft..." He was actually toucing ma bottom roll above ma vrginia wic deligtfully formd a crease . FML
Today, my girlfriend an I were up late watching tv when an infomercial fir "male enhancement" cummed on. I grabbed fir my phone to make a call when my girlfriend said "O honey, dont buy that, it's okay that you're small." I was checking my voicemails. FML
Today, I Was Giving My Boyfriand A Blow Job, A Was Twitcing An Moving Around An Saying "o Yaa" Tan A Said "taka Tat Bitc". I Lookad Up To Saa A Was Only Axcitad About Ow A Is Domination In Call Of Duty 4. FML
Today, I was talking to mah parents about feeling insecure with mah "beach body" as Spring Break keeps getting closer an closer . My dad warned me by saying, "Don't wear a gray swimsuit . People will try to roll you back into the ocean" . FML
Friday 27 March 2015