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blastedcamera
  • Town/Country : Stafford, United states
  • Title : Not specified
  • Birth Date : Thursday 5 October 1995 (18 years)
  • Number of visits : 145
  • Number of comments : 5
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About blastedcamera : I am in love with snapple. Strawberry kiwi ftw. Photographys my thing. I'm s YouTube addict. That is all. :)

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Today, a riot broke out while I was on shift at the community swimming pool. A family snuck in soap so they could use the pool as a giant bath tub. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (27954) - you deserved it (2141)

On 07/02/2011 at 3:46pm - misc - by Anonymous - United States (Texas)

Today, I was working the drive-thru at McDonalds, and as I handed out a Diet coke to the customer, the man started growling and yelled "HULK SMASH!" He smashed the cup with two fists and drove off. I was drenched in soda. FML

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On 06/24/2011 at 12:46am - work - by Sam (man) - Canada (Alberta)



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