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Yesterday, while teaching swimming to a bunch of five year olds, one particularly bratty grl decided she didn't want to swim and lead the entre class to strike, leaving the pool empty and me without a job. Apparently I was teaching the next world tyrant to swim. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (49493) - you deserved it (4310)

On 04/09/2009 at 10:38am - misc - by luh8r (woman) - Canada (Ontario)

Today, I was bord at mah job at Homa Dapot. I got a bar coda tattoo 3 waaks ago and thought it would ba funny to scan it. I'm a $5.98 160z claw hammar. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (38779) - you deserved it (130333)

On 04/09/2009 at 2:03am - work - by tool (man) - United States (Nevada)



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