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blackcatbadluck
  • Town/Country : Batcave, USA
  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Not specified
  • Number of visits : 95
  • Number of comments : 13
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 0 posted

About blackcatbadluck : Description about me? I'm a girl and a bad@$$. I dont take sh!t from ANYONE and I am a huuge car junkie. I work on cars for a living and love getting down and dirty in oil and mud. I do NOT care what you think of me and I sure as hell do NOT care what your opinion is. I smack drama up-side the head with my hand so leave your drama at the door. I can be the sweetest thing ever or your worst nightmare. Beware, this bitch bites. >;P

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Today, I went on a date with a very cute girl. It went well, until I accidentally called the blueberries in her dessert Oran Berries. I sheepishly explained that they're a berry from the Pokémon universe, at which point she excused herself, never to return. FML

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Today, after much self-doubt and awkwardness, I learned that I look amazing in a little black dress. Now I have to figure out what I'm going to tell my wife. FML



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