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About blackcatbadluck : Description about me? I'm a girl and a bad@$$. I dont take sh!t from ANYONE and I am a huuge car junkie. I work on cars for a living and love getting down and dirty in oil and mud. I do NOT care what you think of me and I sure as hell do NOT care what your opinion is. I smack drama up-side the head with my hand so leave your drama at the door. I can be the sweetest thing ever or your worst nightmare. Beware, this bitch bites. >;P
Why am I up so early?
You commented on an FML between 6 and 7 am.
I agree, their lives suck
200 votes confirming that their life is crap. It’s what the website is all about.
Who’s the fairest of them all?
This is now the third time you’ve changed your profile pic.
Today, I went on a date with a very cute girl. It went well, until I accidentally called the blueberries in her dessert Oran Berries. I sheepishly explained that they're a berry from the Pokémon universe, at which point she excused herself, never to return. FML
Monday 1 September 2014