About blaackandprouud : About me:
~KENYAN-CANADIAN~
I like music, hip hop dance, singing and school. I'm a Pentecostal Christian. And I want to be a doctor.
Other stuff I like: Family Guy, HIMYM, Regular Show, Adventure Time, a truckload of mystery/crime solving shows, A$AP Rocky, Kanye West, Frank Ocean, The Game, OFWGKTA other rappers that I'm to lazy to write down, Rihanna, MJ, Beyonce, Carrie Underwood, reddit, imgur, laughing, being with family or friends, being right and being a douche sometimes.
Just for the heck of it, I'll put some things I really hate (this list will definitely grow):
-Taylor Swift***
-Selena Gomez
-ants
-Jennifer Lopez
-the colour pink
-Katy Perry
-Westboro Baptist Church
-guns
-stereotypes
-country music
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Today, my daughter asked me when was the first time I had sex. After I told her 22 she quickly shouted, "Beat ya!" She's thirteen. FML
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On 03/06/2009 at 2:04pm - intimacy - by Noname (woman) - United States (New Jersey)
Today, my daughter asked me when was the first time I had sex. After I told her 22 she quickly shouted, "Beat ya!" She's thirteen. FML
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On 03/06/2009 at 2:04pm - intimacy - by Noname (woman) - United States (New Jersey)
Today, at the dentist, I was getting my teeth cleaned. Looking up at his nose, I saw runny snot dripping onto his lip. I tried to slowly move away. He told me "Stop!" The movement of his lips caused the snot to fall right into my mouth. FML
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On 03/05/2009 at 2:44pm - misc - by Noname - Canada (British Columbia)
Today, my husband dropped me off at work. Ten minutes later I got a text saying "I just dropped the b*tch off I'll be there in a few baby, miss you". I asked him about it. He said, "I don't know what you're talking about, Megan". My name isn't Megan. Not even close. FML
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On 02/28/2009 at 6:10am - love - by thatsucks (woman) - United Kingdom (Nottinghamshire)
Today, my 5 year old nephew showed me green martians he'd made with his new Play Doh set. I smiled and said, "Wow! Now, how about some blue martians!" He looked at me and replied, "How about some blue shut the fuck up?!" FML
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On 02/16/2009 at 9:29pm - kids - by offbeans (man) - United States (California)
Today, my boss called me into his office to show me the web site of a potential business partner. When he began to type 'virginia' into google, it auto-completed his search with his recent search for 'virgin boy assholes'. I have to go on business trip with him tomorrow. I'm a young guy. FML
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On 02/13/2009 at 10:54am - intimacy - by The Sbeak (man) - United States (Rhode Island)
Today, my boss called me into his office to show me the web site of a potential business partner. When he began to type 'virginia' into google, it auto-completed his search with his recent search for 'virgin boy assholes'. I have to go on business trip with him tomorrow. I'm a young guy. FML
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On 02/13/2009 at 10:54am - intimacy - by The Sbeak (man) - United States (Rhode Island)
Today, I was having sex with my boyfriend. When he was about to orgasm, he screamed "Yes Brittany!" at the top of his lungs. My name's not Brittany. That's his sister. FML
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On 02/06/2009 at 10:29am - intimacy - by caroline (woman) - United States (Pennsylvania)
Today, I was having sex with my boyfriend. When he was about to orgasm, he screamed "Yes Brittany!" at the top of his lungs. My name's not Brittany. That's his sister. FML
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On 02/06/2009 at 10:29am - intimacy - by caroline (woman) - United States (Pennsylvania)
Today, my boyfriend told me that he was gay and that he is in love with my younger brother. FML
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On 01/18/2009 at 7:41am - love - by Wenny - United States (Connecticut)
Today, I just woke up next to the most unpopular girl in school. Damn Vodka. FML
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On 11/06/2008 at 4:43am - intimacy - by Ben-Ben - Sent from mobile version
Today, the real estate guy came with potential buyers to visit my house. He opened my bedroom while I was wanking. FML
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On 10/13/2008 at 4:31am - intimacy - by rmL -
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