Submit your FML story

  • - Concept: An anecdote always starts with Today and ends with FML. There are no taboo subjects, feel free to express yourself.
  • - CAUTION: Read your message over. Please don't use text language and avoid making too many spelling mistakes.
  • - Please note that spam and nonsensical stories will result in you being blocked from accessing FML.
Your nick:
Categories :
Man or woman?


Offline (the 01/06/2014 at 5:49am) | Search for a member



  • Town/Country : Not specified
  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Not specified
  • <3 status : Single
  • Number of visits : 2631
  • Number of comments : 140
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 8 posted

About blaackandprouud : I'm Kenyan and Canadian

Everything I do is a joke so chill

blaackandprouud's page activity

Visits<b>Trippleballs</b> - the 09/19/2015 at 12:44am<b>murr52727</b> - the 08/30/2015 at 4:59pm<b>Aly_donawho</b> - the 08/15/2015 at 9:35pm<b>Bloodangel456</b> - the 08/10/2015 at 4:28pm<b>Shamandalie89</b> - the 08/04/2015 at 9:15am<b>BantasaurusRex</b> - the 06/25/2015 at 8:52am<b>xivoricbutterfly</b> - the 06/19/2015 at 2:55am<b>immaloser95</b> - the 06/18/2015 at 10:43pm<b>Justine94_x</b> - the 04/14/2015 at 3:00am<b>assurant</b> - the 03/15/2015 at 5:17am<b>drdanie2</b> - the 02/11/2015 at 4:08am<b>DoomSkuller</b> - the 01/25/2015 at 2:27am<b>sdlr32787</b> - the 12/22/2014 at 6:14pm<b>Afroninja4566</b> - the 12/09/2014 at 7:55am<b>cattturine</b> - the 09/10/2014 at 1:39am<b>CuriousYel1ow</b> - the 08/31/2014 at 10:47am<b>awesomepantTamia</b> - the 08/24/2014 at 12:03pm<b>xxrogerthatxx</b> - the 08/19/2014 at 1:25pm

Fucked!<b>murr52727</b> - the 08/30/2015 at 11:00pm

blaackandprouud's FML badges

YDI master

That was your 500th “you totally deserved it” vote. We admire your dedication.


You’ve used FML’s private messaging service for the first time. Will they reply? Wait and see…

I NEED to know!

You went as far as reading the terms of use. You’re a total FML completist.

See all of blaackandprouud's badges

blaackandprouud's favorite FMLs

Today, I bit my boyfriend's neck. I felt something squirt into my mouth. Turns out I had just popped a pimple on his neck. Into my mouth. FML


I agree, your life sucks (701972) - you deserved it (471577)

On 03/15/2009 at 10:20pm - misc - by KAAALIS (woman) - United States (New York)

Today, my first girlfriend of over 3 years left me for another guy. She said she's looking for someone who can financially provide for her in the future. The dude owns a T-Mobile kiosk. I'm going to medical school. FML


I agree, your life sucks (536609) - you deserved it (37747)

On 03/15/2009 at 2:29pm - love - by thankskimi (man) - United States (New Jersey)

Today, it was my birthday. My girlfriend bought me a Nickelback CD. FML


I agree, your life sucks (88656) - you deserved it (28332)

On 03/10/2009 at 8:46am - misc - by deez_nutz (man) - Canada (Ontario)

Today, at the dentist, I was getting my teeth cleaned. Looking up at his nose, I saw runny snot dripping onto his lip. I tried to slowly move away. He told me "Stop!" The movement of his lips caused the snot to fall right into my mouth. FML


I agree, your life sucks (512416) - you deserved it (50459)

On 03/05/2009 at 2:44pm - misc - by Noname - Canada (British Columbia)

Today, my husband dropped me off at work. Ten minutes later I got a text saying "I just dropped the b*tch off I'll be there in a few baby, miss you". I asked him about it. He said, "I don't know what you're talking about, Megan". My name isn't Megan. Not even close. FML


I agree, your life sucks (1223841) - you deserved it (135570)

On 02/28/2009 at 6:10am - love - by thatsucks (woman) - United Kingdom (Nottinghamshire)

Today, my 5 year old nephew showed me green martians he'd made with his new Play Doh set. I smiled and said, "Wow! Now, how about some blue martians!" He looked at me and replied, "How about some blue shut the fuck up?!" FML


I agree, your life sucks (253846) - you deserved it (86880)

On 02/16/2009 at 9:29pm - kids - by offbeans (man) - United States (California)

Today, I had a wet dream. When I woke up, I was touching myself. Unfortunately, I also woke up to find that I had fallen asleep on the couch after eating too much at a family reunion. When I looked around the room, over 10 relatives were giving me nasty looks. FML


I agree, your life sucks (39149) - you deserved it (8329)

On 02/01/2009 at 12:29pm - misc - by frankrizzo - Canada (Ontario)

Today, my boyfriend told me that he was gay and that he is in love with my younger brother. FML


I agree, your life sucks (46356) - you deserved it (2742)

On 01/18/2009 at 7:41am - love - by Wenny - United States (Connecticut)

G.E. Gallas's illustrated FML

The Artist's interview

All illustrated FMLs

FML's blog

  • G.E. Gallas's illustrated FML
  • Hardcore will never die, but you will. We’re back with some rock n roll, or dare I say it, some punk rock. Don't run away, it's not that terrible stuff that emo kids listen to while slashing their…

Friday 2 October 2015

The whole blog

FMyLife, world tour

Available on: