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blaackandprouud

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  • Number of visits : 1691
  • Number of comments : 140
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 8 posted

About blaackandprouud : I'm Kenyan and Canadian

Everything I do is a joke so chill

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blaackandprouud's favorite FMLs

Today, I had to escort some dumbass teenager from Home Depot after I found him masturbating in one of the model washrooms. FML

#17982026
161 comments

I agree, your life sucks (37610) - you deserved it (2919)

On 10/14/2011 at 12:30pm - intimacy - by Anonymous (woman) - Reserved

Today, my boyfriend still couldn't work out where my clitoris is. It's RIGHT THERE, you idiot. I've pointed it out, but each time it's like he needs a compass and a map or something. FML

#17847323
275 comments

I agree, your life sucks (35389) - you deserved it (11720)

On 09/27/2011 at 11:56am - intimacy - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Indiana)

Today, the creepy girl in my history class told me that she once spent a whole period doing nothing but counting the freckles on the right side of my face, and that I have more than she's ever seen before on anyone else combined. FML

#17712418
207 comments

I agree, your life sucks (29554) - you deserved it (2959)

On 09/10/2011 at 4:21pm - misc - by Anonymous (man) - United States (Florida)

Today, my house got egged. Why? As a joke, my friend bought me a doormat that says, "A Canadian Lives Here." I'm Canadian. FML

#17547358
26 comments

I agree, your life sucks (24519) - you deserved it (4577)

On 08/22/2011 at 11:58am - misc - by socialdisease - United States (New York)

Today, I found a very large pumpkin super-glued to my car. It will not come off. FML

#16943359
178 comments

I agree, your life sucks (33066) - you deserved it (3198)

On 07/02/2011 at 12:46am - misc - by Anonymous - United States (Pennsylvania)

Today, I was taking a dump and I pushed so hard that I got light headed and passed out on the floor. FML

#16168525
138 comments

I agree, your life sucks (36132) - you deserved it (12811)

On 05/14/2011 at 6:43am - health - by BrownDump - United States

TODAY, I PRESSED CAPS LOCK ON MY LAPTOP AND THE KEY GOT STUCK. NOW ALL OF MY LETTERS ARE IN CAPITAL LETTERS. I HAVE TRIED EVERYTHING. FML

#15415559
253 comments

I agree, your life sucks (37193) - you deserved it (31513)

On 03/21/2011 at 1:32pm - misc - by Anonymous - United Kingdom (Wiltshire)

Today, my cat tried to kill me. While I was sleeping, he put his paws on either side of my face and laid down, covering my nose and mouth. While I was struggling to free myself, I could hear my sister laughing next to me. FML

#15051806
144 comments

I agree, your life sucks (26685) - you deserved it (4355)

On 02/20/2011 at 12:45pm - animals - by Michelle - United States (California)

Today, I was chopping weeds with a weed whacker. I heard something get caught in the blades, and realized it was a frog when the leg hit me in the eye. The rest of the chopped frog ended up on my face. FML

#13052349
94 comments

I agree, your life sucks (23778) - you deserved it (4890)

On 09/14/2010 at 7:41pm - misc - by Anonymous - United States (Ohio)

Today, I had a job interview. The moment I walked into the room, the interviewer said "Ok, I will interview you, but there is no way I'm hiring you." FML

#12952694
94 comments

I agree, your life sucks (26623) - you deserved it (3672)

On 09/07/2010 at 7:27pm - work - by Jobless - Canada (Ontario)

Today, I got dumped because I was on my period. Apparently he was pissed because I have one "like, every single month." FML

Today, my girlfriend decided to break up with me because she found a bra in my cupboard. It was hers. FML

#5389854
74 comments

I agree, your life sucks (40505) - you deserved it (3214)

On 09/21/2009 at 6:53am - love - by Wronged (man) - Singapore

Today, I was on a 12 hour trans-Atlantic flight overseas. I asked the flight attendant where this rancid smell was coming from. The guy sitting next to me started laughing, saying, "Sorry, something I ate is not agreeing with me." This was hour 1 of the flight. FML

#5165641
41 comments

I agree, your life sucks (35100) - you deserved it (1874)

On 09/10/2009 at 8:37am - misc - by whatsmccraken (man) - Taiwan (T'ai-wan)



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