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by Australian Lifeguard / 10/21/2014 at 11:18pm / United States (Arizona) / Work
by GetMeTheDamnBleach / 10/21/2014 at 3:46pm / Ireland (Dublin) / Animals
by gettinghotinhere / 10/17/2014 at 2:29pm / United States (California) / Intimacy
by Anonymous / 07/11/2014 at 7:03am / United States (Massachusetts) / Kids
Today, my sweet 7-month-old puppy ran up to a big fat dog at the park and did what she always does: roll over on her back to start to play. The big fat dog lifted his leg and peed all over my puppy's belly. After the shock, my soaking wet puppy jumped on me. FML
by Pisser / 06/26/2014 at 12:57am / United States (Oregon) / Animals
by AllisonMegan98 / 06/25/2014 at 10:54pm / United States (Illinois) / Miscellaneous
by pierced. / 06/25/2014 at 12:29am / United States (Nevada) / Miscellaneous
Today, I was chewed out by a lady who claimed the laptop she bought wouldn't turn on, and that she wanted a refund. She yelled and shoved the laptop at me, not even listening when I told her I didn't even work at that store. FML
by lemongrab / 05/18/2014 at 10:14am / Canada / Miscellaneous
by creepyyy / 05/17/2014 at 12:54pm / United States / Miscellaneous
by fuck florida / 05/16/2014 at 3:26pm / United States (California) / Intimacy
Today, I finally decided to get my five-year-old son a rabbit, so I explained to him how to take care of it. When I'd finished listing all the things he'd have to do, he replied, "That's too complicated... Couldn't we just eat it instead?" FML
by Anonyme / 05/16/2014 at 3:55am / Canada (Quebec) / Animals
by iworkatofficedepothomes / 05/15/2014 at 8:02am / United States (California) / Work
by chellegbelle / 05/14/2014 at 5:46pm / United States (Washington) / Miscellaneous
by Anonymous / 04/06/2014 at 2:09pm / United States (Florida) / Miscellaneous
by kubbyp / 04/03/2014 at 5:22pm / Canada (Ontario) / Love
- Today, I found my daughters hiding spot. Yeah there was dolls, matchbox cars and coloring markers.… Today, as a freelancing musician, I had to pass on the best gig I've ever been offered (worth over… Today, I met the man of my dreams. Hot, funny, smart, sensitive, he guesses at what I need before I…