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by faded as shit / 09/26/2011 at 9:10pm / United States / Love
by AL / 09/21/2011 at 1:53am / United States (California) / Miscellaneous
by Anonymous / 09/05/2011 at 10:55am / United States (Massachusetts) / Transportation
Today, as I was making instant hot chocolate from the hot water dispenser in the break-room at work, a coworker informed me that it was industrial "recycled" wastewater that was only supposed to be used for washing tools. Thanks. I've only been doing that every day for the past 8 months. FML
by Anonymous / 08/30/2011 at 6:38pm / United States / Work
by True Story / 08/29/2011 at 8:46am / Canada / Love
by justmyluck / 08/26/2011 at 1:28am / Australia (New South Wales) / Love
by Anonymous / 08/22/2011 at 3:35pm / United States (Florida) / Intimacy
Today, my stepbrother found my diary and read it. He then told my boyfriend how I had a crush on another guy, and no longer liked him, causing my boyfriend to break up with me. That diary was from the third grade. FML
by Tinkerer / 08/21/2011 at 2:25am / United States (Oregon) / Love
Today, our cleaning lady's son came to our house claiming that his mother had died of a heart attack. We gave him her entire month's salary as well as some extra money. A few hours later, our cleaning lady turned up for work. Turns out she doesn't have a son. FML
by duped / 08/15/2011 at 1:45am / Pakistan (Punjab) / Money
by soccerbuddyz / 08/03/2011 at 12:04am / United States (Florida) / Miscellaneous
by Anonymous / 08/01/2011 at 4:32am / Australia (Victoria) / Health
Today, while walking home, the gods were kind enough to grace me with the sight of an old man jogging past me in nothing but a pair of short shorts. The image of his balls swinging to and fro underneath like a pendulum has been forever burned into my retinas. FML
by someone / 07/29/2011 at 2:26pm / United States / Intimacy
by whyme102008 / 07/13/2011 at 2:32am / United States (Texas) / Intimacy
Today, a business man in his forties tackled me to the ground in an attempt to take my seat on a crowded train. When that didn't work, he called me a fat bitch and gave me the finger. The seat was given up for me because I'm seven months pregnant. FML
by Anonymous / 07/07/2011 at 6:52pm / United Kingdom / Transportation
by crushed dreams / 06/16/2011 at 2:20am / United States / Intimacy
- Today, I was at my girlfriends house. After having sex, we went downstairs to where the rest of the… Today, the girl I'm secretly in love with, whom I was talking to on MSN, told me she'd "brb in 10,… Today, I found out that even though my parents have been married for 21 years, our "family friend,"…