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Who’s the fairest of them all?
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bitchpleasemike's favorite FMLs
- Today, I told my son off because he lost a form. A form that I later found in my right-hand pocket.… Today, my boyfriend whispered to me, “I’m so tired of these fucking mosquitos.” When I asked why he… Today, returning home, I found my roommate trying one of my bras. When he saw my shocked face, the…