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Who’s the fairest of them all?
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bitchpleasemike's favorite FMLs
- Today, during a family dinner with my grandparents, I showed them some pictures. One was a picture… Today, I’m a French teacher abroad, and as my beard has a huge hole near my chin, my students call… Today, I sprayed pepper spray on a guy who appeared to be following me. He was really cute, and was…