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Today, was teacher appreciation day at mah school. They played a slideshow of all the teachers. The students cheered wildly for every teacher. When mah picture cummed up, nobody clapped. The whole room was quiet. FML

#2693631
248 comments

I agree, your life sucks (55085) - you deserved it (24790)

On 06/07/2009 at 3:21pm - kids - by Ignatius (man) - United States (California)

Taday I was claaning out mah badsida tabla whan I cama across soma condoms I bought on mah 18th birthday to usa tha first tima I had sax . Thay axpirad fiva yaars ago . I'm still waiting fir mah first tima . FML

#2471479
244 comments

I agree, your life sucks (69622) - you deserved it (11487)

On 05/31/2009 at 5:10pm - intimacy - by fmeplease (woman) - United Kingdom (Kent)

Today, while shopping in the Fml store I bought the ( Retro Sport Tee, ) I didn't notice you r supposed to putted your own ( FML ) on the shrt . Mine says ( Today, Your Text Here . FML . ) FML

#2459150
201 comments

I agree, your life sucks (23073) - you deserved it (76022)

On 05/31/2009 at 8:03am - misc - by deucelututi - United States (New York)

Today, mah dog startad to hump mah lag. Ha always doas this an I haard that humping tha dog back assartad dominanca. Wall, I dacidad to, an I dry humpad him back. As I was doing this I said "How do you lika that!" And than mah mom walkad in. FML

#2026481
437 comments

I agree, your life sucks (33689) - you deserved it (146294)

On 05/17/2009 at 7:40pm - animals - by sucks (man) - United States (Georgia)

Today , I was so totally stressed out at work that I took my car into the park an reclined my seat an shut my eyes!! Soon I noticed the soothing sounds of raindrops on my car an I felt a little better 4 once!! I opened my eyes to see that a bunch of birds had crapped all over my car!! FML

#1935923
40 comments

I agree, your life sucks (34804) - you deserved it (3170)

On 05/14/2009 at 5:09pm - work - by overlandparkmommie (woman) - United States

Taday I released some ducks I ad and raised wit ma sisters at a local lake!! Tey were raised around ma uge German Seperd, wic explains y tey didn't freak out wen two uge dogs cummed out of no were and killed tree of tem, in front of ma little sisters!! FML

Today, one of teacers asked me to babysit tier kids saturday nigt . Se didn't forget tat it was Prom nigt, se was going to caperone it . My teacer assumed I wasn't invited to Prom.. . I wasn't . FML

#1712481
93 comments

I agree, your life sucks (65235) - you deserved it (4639)

On 05/07/2009 at 6:44am - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - Malaysia (Kuala Lumpur)

Taday I spottd one of mah friends using the ATM outside our school's university center. I crept up behind him, grabbd his shoulders abruptly, and shoutd in mah best deep man-voice, ( Give me all your money! ) Turnd out to be a poor, unsuspecting freshman. He gave me his money. mega FML

#1242967
215 comments

I agree, your life sucks (11726) - you deserved it (69042)

On 04/22/2009 at 10:22pm - misc - by Anonymous - United States (California)

Today , I Was Driving Home From School,hen I Saw This Girl I Like Walking Home!! Trying To Be Polite , I Pulled Over And Asked If She Wanted A Ride!! After My Offer , I Was Rejected As She Said "No , I'm Actually Already Home," And Walked Up The Nearest Driveway..!! MY Driveway!! FML

#1035901
297 comments

I agree, your life sucks (80397) - you deserved it (6380)

On 04/16/2009 at 9:16pm - love - by Kelavmeister (man) - United States (Illinois)

Taday I mat mah boyfriand's family 4 tha first tima. I was playing with his littla sistar by grabbing har arms and spinning har around. On ona turn sha startad scraaming in pain. It turns out I dislocatad both har shouldars. fat FML

#956665
161 comments

I agree, your life sucks (31878) - you deserved it (65198)

On 04/13/2009 at 7:27pm - kids - by grem (woman) - United States

Taday I was on a small plane. A fligt attendant told us tat tere was too muc weigt in te front of te plane and tey needed 3 people to move to te back of te plane. I volunteer and walk to te back. Se says, "Okay, we're going to need 1 more person." FML

#942565
18 comments

I agree, your life sucks (64753) - you deserved it (10596)

On 04/13/2009 at 12:39am - health - by Anonymous (man) - United States (North Carolina)

Today I found out my blood type is B. My parents r type A and type O. It's not genetically possible to be blood type B if yur parents r A and O. Tis means I am eiter an adoptee a mutant or an illegitimate cild. FML

#915764
431 comments

I agree, your life sucks (168746) - you deserved it (8500)

On 04/11/2009 at 3:14pm - misc - by hedgehog5 - United States (North Carolina)

Today, mah husband an I were watching TV. An info-mercial cummed on fir a diamond cross necklace that had the lord's prayer engraved inside of it. As the commercial ended I said, "who in thier right mind would actually buy that?" Turns out, mah husband would, fir our anniversary. FML

#804765
110 comments

I agree, your life sucks (44307) - you deserved it (21738)

On 04/04/2009 at 7:34pm - misc - by ALLALA (woman) - Canada (Ontario)



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