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  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Friday 9 February 1996 (18 years)
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Today, my tampon string was hanging from my bathing suit. My boyfriend thought it was a thread hanging from my bikini bottom. He publicly pulled out my tampon. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (407479) - you deserved it (66877)

On 04/03/2009 at 3:39pm - misc - by rebekah (woman) - United States (Massachusetts)



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