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  • Town/Country : Vancouver, Canada
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Today, I went to see a movie with my girlfriend and a few others. Mid-way through, I noticed my girlfriend giving a hand-job to my best friend. I couldn't believe my eyes, and I confronted them. He claimed he had been asleep, she claimed she was mopping up a spill, and I'm now single again. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (45510) - you deserved it (3027)

On 06/14/2012 at 6:51pm - intimacy - by aranya (man) - Netherlands (Overijssel)

Today, I found out that of the three medications I am taking for depression, one causes weight gain, one causes severe weight gain, and one "might cause weight gain." FML

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I agree, your life sucks (24016) - you deserved it (2686)

On 04/28/2012 at 11:00pm - health - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Virginia)



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